Horace Suggestions

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[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

✍️ Horace PLS oh my god

send me a ✍ and a character and I'll draw the character horribly on MS paint.

[terpsikeraunos]

Working Class/icist Power

[classics-suggestion]

claim that you’re not going to write something as the prelude to writing about it

[horacesuggestions]

hey good idea!

[horacesuggestions]

complete a monument more enduring than bronze

[horacesuggestions]

luxury is for sure destroying rome, but that’s not gonna stop me from soaking myself in assyrian nard and breaking out the rose petals

[horacesuggestions]

call me old fashioned, but i think handsome young men should be out exercising on the campus martius and swimming in the tiber

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

true quintus horatius flaccus facts:

horace……..is friend shaped

[classics-suggestion]

drink wine under an arbutus tree

[horacesuggestions]

promise your bff that you’ll die at the same time

[classics-suggestion]

sacrifice a hecatomb

[horacesuggestions]

you can sacrifice three hecatombs, but thats still not gonna keep you from dying Postumus

[horacesuggestions]

be a bee!

[vergilsuggestions]

first of all i didn’t die on the boat i died after i got off the boat so i don’t get why you’re so upset horace,

[horacesuggestions]

listen sailing is dangerous and Wrong. if the gods wanted us to go to other places why did they put the ocean in the way??

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

concept: horace’s seducing technique merely relying on him having “sexy beast” shaved into his voluptuous chest hair

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

you’re all welcome

[lionofchaeronea]

Alcaeus and Sappho, the two great lyric poets of Lesbos, holding lyres.  Side A of an Attic red-figure kalathos, attr. to the Brygos Painter; ca. 470 BCE.  Found at Akragas, Sicily; now in the Staatliche Antikensammlungen, Munich.

[horacesuggestions]

did you guys know i once ALMOST chilled with these two in the underworld forever? I was just minding my own business, strolling through the woods and a tree came out of NOWHERE and then

[horacesuggestions]

wear flower crowns, but not like... fancy ones

[horacesuggestions]

hate persian trappings

[horacesuggestions]

I wish Tibullus would stop whining about girls. Doesn’t he know it’s only cool when I do that??