Verkile the currently confused

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

this felt important enough to share

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Reblogging because though I was diagnosed years ago and my mother has ADHD too, nobody EVER told me this was a thing, and i never would have known unless I’d seen a post about it on Tumblr that gave me something to go and look up. It’s still an awful symptom, but being able to recognize it for what it is makes it lot easier to deal with.

[thebookishwitch]

I’ve been recently diagnosed with ADHD, and it’s been such a relief knowing WHY my brain works differently than everyone else’s. ESPECIALLY with RSD which I just always read as anxiety. It’s made a huge difference just knowing it exists.

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!!! im gonna slap it

[verkile-the-husk]

just don’t touch the little prongies!

[mlmoso]

new law

all mlm have to have a good day or else i will fight whoever is making you sad

[aberrantemotion]

DUDE MLMS CANT CONTINUE TO EXIST THEYRE SCAMS AND ANNOYING AS HELL

[rowanokeee]

mlm as in men loving men, not multi-level marketing my friend

[aberrantemotion]

Oh

[filibusterfrog]

halflings love their new giant children

[dvandom]

“So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?” “Indeed.” “You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….” “Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age.  And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.” “The guard position?” “Heavens, no.  I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant.  I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.”

[lizawithazed]

I once played a kobold sorcerer-rogue with this exact backstory

[mithrils-hanger]

even better, Tolkein Orcs seem to grow in size based on how good their diet is. thus Misty Mountain and Moria ‘goblins’ are relatively small (caves rarely provide much in the way of nourishment), Mordor orcs are a bit on the larger size, but still close to dwarf size (given that two hobbits easily blend in), while the extremely well fed Orthanc Uruk-Hai are the size of large men. Hobbits eat six meals a day, when they can get them. and love to snack in between. even the poorest are able to sustain this diet, and the rich just eat far more elaborate meals. 

those adopted kids are going to grow up to be huge.

[missoyashirou]

A 10 foot tall green dude by the name of Arthur Brambly-Took came to my luncheon and now I’m going to have to marry him

[carodoodles]

A little PSA about ASL for ‘Thank you’! I’ve had all of these signed to me accidentally hahaha. And whenever I sign thank you to non signers, sometimes they thought I was blowing a kiss to them. T_T ✩ Twitter ✩ Tapastic ✩ Facebook ✩ Patreon ✩

[calligraphypage]

THANK YOU KIND OP

[verkile-the-husk]

Why are they all so similar

That's just disasters waiting to happen

[blueklectic]

[issasideblogbruh]

Why would you…… rip my strands right from my scalp like this

[saathiray]

FINALLY a wording for this I’ve been trying to find that doesn’t turn into victim-blaming

[catboymoments]

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

[stars-and-spirals-deactivated20]

Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

Image 1: Farbgel Image 2: StoppaRed

I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

FarbGel 

StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)

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cc @misandry-mermaid

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It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

That’s brilliant

[repost-this-image]

Oh yeah, this is good stuff. Also…this is awesome for here in the US too. “Hey, it’s a Nazi rally!” **2 days later** “Hey, did you hear Todd at work was ID'ed as a Nazi? Apparently, he got dyed at a rally, and on Monday when he showed up to work with a red face, the boss called the cops immediately.”

[ironbite4]

Man that’s clever.

[verkile-the-husk]

“pepper spray is illegal in the UK” excuse me? why would such an easy to carry around self defense item be illegal? i don’t mean to distract from the usefulness of the initial post i just.. i don’t get it.

[turbro]

[metalbatteryzone]

[stopidontgohere]

yeehaw

[stopidontgohere]

that’s clown for “i love you”

[stopidontgohere]

COWBOY I MEANT COWB OY NOT CLOWN FUCK HOLY SHIT

[verkile-the-husk]

yeehonk

[dyrwoodan]

so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life

[bosmer-bitch]

ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”

[scribdyke-remade]

are y’all ok

[verkile-the-husk]

i once saw a bug and thought “i wonder what kinda potion effect that’d make.”

[5ww5p3vmc3440kkv8d5r]

[trizza-tethis]

op what the fuck is that

[brimbrimbrimbrim]

Excuse me? Yes. I’d like to report a crime. Some sexy demon dude just stole my heart and ruined my panties. No, this is serious.

I agree, Anon. Everyone needs to direct their attention to the beefcake that is Blackheart in his demon form… sweet canned corn… look at him. <3

[chasekip]

20 years, 7 generations, and 800 pokemon later and Oak still doesn’t know his grandsons name

[verkile-the-husk]

“a.. assface... that’s right.. my child named my grandson.. a-..ass face...”

[croquettish]

Have you ever seen a twitter thread (or, in this case, two!) that so perfectly expressed everything you’d felt over months and months of persistent harassment? With all credit to @blackblobyellowcone, who is clearly amazing and completely gets it– not just why us women write and read the erotica that we do, but the history behind the censorship we, as a gender, have experienced. Bravo. 

[norithics]

Something that people need to understand before they go off on moralizing crusades.

[writingpromptsbot]

An uneasy linguist comes back from the dead.

[verkile-the-husk]

We showed him Homestuck and he clambered back into his grave