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COZY: Season One, Episode Nine

Cozy jacket. Nap jacket. Sleep jacket. Hot cocoa jacket. Cuddles jacket. Good jacket. Goodnight.

#sleep jacket #pj jacket #nap jacket #three jackets #faux fur jacket

SKEPTICAL GLANCES INDEED, V-MONEY: Season One, Episode Nine

GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I FORGOT THAT NEPTUNE CALIFORNIA WAS ACTUALLY IN MAINE. IN SEPTEMBER. IT'S ALWAYS COLD IN MAINE. FUCK MAINE. FUCK THIS JACKET. FUCK THE DRUNK COSTUME DESIGNER WHO PUT THIS ON OUR BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND FORCED HER TO WEAR IT FOR TWO SCENES. NO JACKETS FOR YOU.

#skeptical glances #bad jacket #drunk jacket #no jackets #maine

DARKNESS TO MATCH THE SOUL: Season One, Episode Nine

SHOCKED by the revelation that Jake Kane might be her father, Veronica dons this somber blazer so that her inner turmoil can be reflected outward. The severe cut will discourage people from getting too close, which she fears. After all, her last best friend was murdered. She's probably bad luck. This is why there is a whole season where Wallace disappears inexplicably, and also kills a homeless man. As the episode continues, Veronica's wardrobe changes palette, as she comes to terms with her unknown paternity. This jacket is boring, but symbolic, like most "good" art, so I give it three jackets.

#three jackets #dark night of the soul jacket #DNA questions #who's your daddy?

GREASED LIGHTNING: Season One, Episode Eight

VERONICA please tell me that you have "Pink Ladies" embroidered on the back on that sassy little jacket. I forget exactly who you're trying to intimidate here, but I bet it's working. I'm scared of you, and you're 5"1* blonde in a light pink canvas jacket! On a screen! I'm scared! I really like the way that what she's wearing rarely impacts how badass Ronnie can be. If I wore this, not only would it be fairly unflattering, but I would be much less scary. So yeah, go jacket! Three and a half jackets!

*I know how tall Kristen Bell is because I Googled it to feel better about my own height.

#three and a half jackets #pink jacket #pink ladies #grease!

SORRY I THINK THIS IS A SWEATER: Season One, Episode Eight

Sorry, I think this is a sweater.

#sorry i think this is a sweater

IS THIS A BLAZER: Season One, Episode Eight

I'm a little fuzzy on the line between jackets and blazers. Like, what role do lapels play? I would call this a blazer but I see no evidence of lapels. Although this is a pretty shitty screenshot. I think I'd like it more were it not for the tacky white buttons, but I like polka dots and I think 3/4 sleeves are the perfect length for showing off Veronica's masterly hands. I rate this jacket two jackets and one blazer.

#two jackets #one blazer #polka dots #jacket science

JEAN JACKETS ARE A SAFE BET: Season One, Episode Eight

You can't tell from this pic, but this jean jacket is cropped and floral lined! It looks pretty bad from the waist down, but otherwise it's a perfectly acceptable second denim layer. I rate it a three jacket jacket, and I have little else to say on the matter.

#three jackets #denim jacket #cropped jacket

INAPPROPRIATE BEACHWEAR: Season One, Episode Seven

V-money only wears this jacket for the penultimate scene, meaning that for at least fifteen minutes we had to stare at this polo/sweat vest combo. This jacket gets points for obscuring some of this weird argyle, but loses points for being inappropriate to the setting and kind of pointless anyway. Still, it's a deep plum color, it looks like it could be velvet, which is a nice 90's throwback. If styled correctly, I would award this jacket more jackets, but as it stands, poor association has led me to rate it two jackets.

#two jackets #delicious plum #inappropriate beachwear

70'S HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA TEACHER JACKET: Season One, Episode Seven

This jacket was clearly picked to represent the decade in which Veronica's mother graduated from Neptune High AND to foreshadow the relationship between Veronica's mom and Duncan's dad. Or maybe not. Sometimes I find the costume design of this show completely inscrutable. This jacket may not even be a jacket? Again, I find it hard to classify Veronica's sartorial choices. I give this two jackets for the vague period-piece feel of this scene.

#two jacket jacket #the 70's #foreshadowing

WHAT SORORITY ARE YOU PLEDGING, VERONICA: Season One, Episode Seven

No really, I want to know. There's no other reason for you to own this jacket. I give it one jacket because I like pink and it looks good on you, but blergh. Blergh jacket. Veronica is pulling this off because she's, you know, badass and hot, but normal humans who are not fictional teen detectives could not wear this. I can't give this jacket more credit just because it graced her shoulders.

#blergh jacket #one jacket #sorority jacket

OUR LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS: Season One, Episode Seven

HOT DAMN RONNIE I LOVE THIS JACKET SO MUCH! SO SLENDER! 3/4 SLEEVES! A DEEP PURPLE, A PROMINENT ZIPPER? HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY JACKET DREAM JOURNAL? FIVE JACKETS OUT OF FIVE JACKETS AND BONUS POINTS FOR THIS HAIRSTYLE, CUZ I THINK IT GOES REALLY WELL WITH THE JACKET.

#purple jacket #zippers are cool #3/4 sleeves #five jackets

MOAR CONSERVATIVE JACKETS PLZ: Season One, Episode Six

For the final scene, Veronica dons this beige maybe corduroy thing over her polo/sweater vest combo. Plus pigtails. I dunno, Veronica. Do you play golf? Are shopping exclusively at JC Penney, during post-Easter sales time, in the young mens' section? THIS JACKET GETS NO JACKETS you do not deserve to be rewarded.

#no jackets #golf jacket #final scene jacket #why do you do this to me #it hurts me

ELECTIONS LEAD TO FLASHBACKS: Season One, Episode Six

Veronica uncovered election corruption without the warmth or relative protection offered by jackets throughout most of this episode. However (spoiler!) revealing Wanda as a narc apparently required a conservative burgundy jacket. When Veronica is all like, "Let's go to a rave in the desert this weekend!" as part of her ploy, I don't know why Wanda didn't take one look at that blazer-y slack-material jacket and run as far as possible in the opposite direction. Work on your undercover skillz, V-money. Meh, one jacket out of five jackets.

#red jacket #conservative jacket #one jacket #narcs

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When will there be more jacket commentary?

Unnf when I'm not working 50+ hours a week. Which will be next week. So yay! I know, I've been lax. This blog could be great, if only other blogs didn't get extra credit for their semester-at-sea classes. You know what I'm saying?

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If this were a scene in Veronica Mars, Johnnie Walker would be an 09er and Evan Williams would be in the PCH biker gang.

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