•LUCID DREAMS•

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[retrospeckt]

[hivs]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

[cinecat]

The calendar was great because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility. 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

[catboybreeder]

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

[seleneofthejungle]

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:

[surlydruid]

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

[passivepsycho]

me spotting gay activity

[sotick]

By  Tamara Lichtenstein

[latenights]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

A muscley man: jogging past in the summer heat with no shirt and baggy athletic shorts

Me:

[approvers]

[sotick]

By  Irenkapatrzy

[thanksgiver]

[hipindie]

[sweetroll]

https://instagram.com/p/BXqrLYRgVWX/

[spi-ltmilk]

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

[blackjack-91]

[popularcultures]

Dua Lipa by Bea Sweet