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cryptically planning is my love language

[taylorswift]

Hug your cat today. Or don’t, if your cat hates hugs. But anyway. Happy National Cat Day from me, Olivia, Meredith, and Benjamin. 😸😸😸👱🏻‍♀️

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

I AM HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING. HOW IS THIS ADULT CONTENT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

MEREDITH YOU NAUGHTY MINX

[nola-swifties]

I am dying 😂

[tswiftvfdpotterclan]

Paint me like one of your Scottish Folds. 😽

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[swiftielonglive1313]

“Paint me like one of your Scottish Folds” omg I think that’s the best thing I’ve ever read 😂😂😂😂😻😻😻

[taylorswift]

She would be so stoked if she knew about this bc ‘edgy’ is her brand 😹

[lijbenson]

On nov. 1 you KNOW she’ll have a Santa hat

[wildesttdreamerr]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS TOTALLY FREE TO FOLLOW ME ON HERE.

GO AHEAD, SIS! FEEL FREE TO DO SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE,

[buildingacastlewithswift]

LMFAO I LOVE HER SM

[lovestory]

CATS - Beautiful Ghost Featurette

[mmytearsricochet]

[whataswift]

not trying to be loud but it’ll be the end of a decade but the start of an age.

[inlovewithtay]

"If I was out flashin' my dollas

I'd be a bitch, not a baller

They'd paint me out to be bad

So it's okay that I'm mad"

[itwasntasingle]

Taylor, after 1 and a half mojito :

[taylorswift]

WHERE DID U GET THAT PICTURE OF ME

[itwasntasingle]

YOUR MOM SEND IT TO ME TAYLOR

[taylorswift]

Send help I just got dragged

[corneliaswift]

i’m having too much fun with this filter i must say

[taylorswift]

COLBY INVENTED BEING CUTE

[dearreputation]

now what exactly is this move called

[taylorswift]

The backwards jump-rope shuffle- bonus points if you stick your tongue half out while ya do it

[sippedaway-deactivated20240627]

Thank you to @youneedtoclamdown for the inspo

[taylorswift]

File this under ‘posts that define why I frequent this website’

[when-you-leave-mee]

The day Taylor sees the Grammy I made for RED is the day I can die happily

[taylorswift]

THE KINDNESS OF YOU DOING THIS

[flower-swift]

chose your fighter

[pnwswiftie]

hard right on Banana Taylor. Hands down. Hear me out-

1) Superb eye protection, medical grade dual eye shields WITH double tape reinforcement, can’t beat that kind of armor.

2) Her mind stays alive even when she appears to be sleeping??? Wow. A super power in it’s own. (AND the fact that she’s AWARE of it while it’s happening? Mind blowing 🤯)

3) Wizards are cool and all but if they’re drunk they can’t remember the right spells. but Banana Taylor… she’s wise beyond her years. Her ability to sense when a common snack item such as a banana may be dangerous to consume.. it’s a priceless trait. Enemies play dirty. She knew that banana was off. It wasn’t the right one.

Lastly, Banana Taylor just got lasik surgery, yo. She’s been recently gifted crystal clear 20/20 vision. Even as a legit magical wizard, I think drunk wizard Taylor can’t compete with that.

And that my friends… is how I chose my fighter. 🍌

[flower-swift]

shdhshhaha kim you make a great point… but drunk taylor can dance all night long (probably without crying?) and even though she might not remember all the spells i believe she is at her strongest when she has the elixir of alcohol so she might just create new unseen spells no one not even banana taylor can break.

idk i’ll go for the wizard drunk taylor this timeeee

[pnwswiftie]

Touché, may the best fighter go!….fight!… win!

[pnwswiftie]

@taylorswift who is your fighter?

[taylorswift]

This post actually blew my mind

(which is ALIVE)

Gonna have to choose 🥽 🍌

[lauswiftie]

halsey randomly started singing lover on stage tonight ahhhh I LOVE HER

[taylorswift]

ME TOO

[hellagoodhair]

taylor swift warned me about growing up and I didn’t listen and here I am. grown up and upset