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Red Bed

genderyikes

Redemption

weaver-z

Do you think you could put it back together? :)

weaver-z

wilted3sunflowers

im fucking losing it

i thought it was just a normal dog in the background up until the end until it really opened its fucking mouth

and then i just keep looking at it, paying attention while he talks, and im like...is that...a fucking muppet...is that controlled by someones hand, and i just, it gets so much worse because i keep staring and its forever until i realize its not even a normal fucking dog it has fucking hands. little grabby fucking hands,

jaxinkh

I saw a post describing different kinds of body horror, like with a deer as example. I didn't get the one that used deception as theme, like 'the thing that wasn't a deer and maybe never was' was an example of how we are afraid to be deceived, but I couldn't picture it. THIS 'DOG' IS A HORRBILE XAMPLE OF THAT! I hate how for a few moments I truly thought that was just a normal dog! How could I have been that blind!?! I actually flinced when that jaw unhinged like a fucking snake!

sparrow-va

(via @heirofnepeta)

wingamy24

i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you're missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv

("spongebob was found drunk in public")

("drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)

("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome")

("meow")

("manchita broke the quarantine and can't get down")

tonyzaret

autsitic-correctness

I fucking love these videos

fyterx

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-