yapping

I love saying words online 🔥🔥🔥

[veryfrognt]

throwing rocks at people is awesome but noooo i cant have any fun anymore

[veryfrognt]

imagine an anthill and they have a railway and the worms are trains

[veryfrognt]

if i got hit by a train i would probably turn into a red mist

[veryfrognt]

i dont like mewtwo the pokemon. it looks stupid.

[veryfrognt]

minecraft servers are such an experience. i get to dig my holes like a tunnel rat while i watch people argue about the twin towers in chat

[veryfrognt]

eeby deeby

[camellia-office]

"Any advice for two people freshly unemployed in this hellhole of a city? We lost our jobs at one of the Wings and my friend has been acting strange since their fiancé got torn apart. Don't want her go crazy and get herself killed. She keeps staring at me with a funny look on her face while she thinks I don't notice so some fast acting words of wisdom would be nice."

~S.

apply to some local offices for your district, if you're the fixing type. dunno what wing you worked for, but there should be a few nearby that do similar stuff.

or find an open grape soda. Worked or me for a while? -kinsley

[veryfrognt]

do NOT drink the soda if you get seasick. its related trust me

[veryfrognt]

“I want to put you in a milk crate and rattle you around like a bottle of soda.”

[veryfrognt]

i would so own these and never wear them

[veryfrognt]

wait so i can just

fabricate random haikus?

words are amazing

[limbuscompany-culture-is]

Limbus company culture is collectively fearing as Tectone threatens to start playing

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[veryfrognt]

this would be like 9/11 for people who can’t read

[theonion]

In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured.

The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly lifted all 3,059 of the Christian-owned restaurants off the ground and into the Lord’s Eternal Kingdom. Videos posted across social media showed customers as they screamed and fell to their knees in Chick-fil-A parking lots, clutching the empty wrappers, containers, and cups that seconds earlier had held their chicken sandwiches, waffle fries, and soft drinks.

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[veryfrognt]

Stay safe out there this shit crazy

[veryfrognt]

imagine if slugs had legs. they would look so silly