𝑉𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳

Just a hunter and a demon trying to make things better (𝑜𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒)

[vesperstolethepassword]

𝑃𝑖𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜. 𝐼 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒... 𝑒𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑊𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑.

𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘗𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 "𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭" 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘝𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴. 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘝𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦.

𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦'𝑠 𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑏𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘. 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒. 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑒'𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 𝑉𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟. 𝐼 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑃𝑖𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑢𝑠𝑒 he𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑒.

Hey, it's Star, @incendiarydaydream, a-fuckin-gain. You know the deal by now. I run @gothicnerdxd, @the-jesus-of-suburbia, @st-jimmy-offical, @assistant-archivists-answer, and, at one point before I lost the account, @juno-matsouka-official. Basics are on my account.

Please do not be sexual towards the mod as mod is a minor and deeply uncomfortable with directly being flirted to, but honestly, do whatever you want with my ocs. Just don't ship the ocs together, they're kinda the same.

[seraphimofhumanity]

Hey, Cas. Hypothetical question: if someone you knew was technically a demon but wasn't actively trying to kill anyone, how much of a problem would that be? Asking for absolutely not the demon currently sitting next to me.

- Piper, @vesperstolethepassword

In my experience demons almost always never mean well. Their friendship -if they do honor you that- tends to result in betrayal, deceit or trickery of some kind.

I would advise you against becoming close with a demon as it surely will not end too well for you, however this is only my experience. Stay safe and always one step ahead.

[vesperstolethepassword]

...So, bigger hypothetical, if I happen to be sharing my body with said demon, and have been for far too long to still somehow have my own conscience, would that be a rare thing? All of this is still completely hypothetical.

[seraphimofhumanity]

Well, I have never heard of this. It does sound quite rare, though I am unsure if demon possession works like angel possession, in which the vessel has to consent.

If it consensual however and you both have (hypothetically) been together for a long time, then it seems as if it would be fine. Again, I would just be careful and I know many a hunter who would be all too eager to exorcize the hypothetical demon part of you so I would be wary in who you reveal this hypothetical information to.

[vesperstolethepassword]

...Who's the hunter? Because I'd much rather not find someone who wants to exorcize Vesper, but I don't even think it would work. But it's been what, 15 years? They've been with me since I was a little kid.

[bobbys-emergency-line]

Do you have a protocol for ‘demon discovers the internet’ or is this a first-time situation?

- Piper, @vesperstolethepassword

Well, it ain't the first time it's happened. I know Crowley is on here, but he hasn't done anything other than piss people off.

If it's important I'd try to find someone that can get the demon's whereabouts.

[vesperstolethepassword]

Yeah, that would be up to me... I kinda share my body with a demon, in a way..? I've been trying to "train" the idiot to stay passive. Not working the best. Makes hunting easier, but— Hey— VESPER—

𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦? 𝑊𝑜𝑤. 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑃𝑖𝑝𝑒𝑟. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑑.

Vesper, you have to stop.

[bobbys-emergency-line]

And what's stopping you from exorcising it? You know how to, don't you?

[vesperstolethepassword]

Well, thats a small issue... I've tried. But Vesper has been with me for most of my life, so neither of us really know what to do. Besides, even when I try, Vespers back in less than 5 minutes.

[seraphimofhumanity]

Hey, Cas. Hypothetical question: if someone you knew was technically a demon but wasn't actively trying to kill anyone, how much of a problem would that be? Asking for absolutely not the demon currently sitting next to me.

- Piper, @vesperstolethepassword

In my experience demons almost always never mean well. Their friendship -if they do honor you that- tends to result in betrayal, deceit or trickery of some kind.

I would advise you against becoming close with a demon as it surely will not end too well for you, however this is only my experience. Stay safe and always one step ahead.

[vesperstolethepassword]

...So, bigger hypothetical, if I happen to be sharing my body with said demon, and have been for far too long to still somehow have my own conscience, would that be a rare thing? All of this is still completely hypothetical.

[bobbys-emergency-line]

Do you have a protocol for ‘demon discovers the internet’ or is this a first-time situation?

- Piper, @vesperstolethepassword

Well, it ain't the first time it's happened. I know Crowley is on here, but he hasn't done anything other than piss people off.

If it's important I'd try to find someone that can get the demon's whereabouts.

[vesperstolethepassword]

Yeah, that would be up to me... I kinda share my body with a demon, in a way..? I've been trying to "train" the idiot to stay passive. Not working the best. Makes hunting easier, but— Hey— VESPER—

𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦? 𝑊𝑜𝑤. 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑃𝑖𝑝𝑒𝑟. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑑.

Vesper, you have to stop.

[lucifers-promdress]

Hey, so weird question. Have you ever dealt with a demon that was more interested in figuring out human culture than causing destruction?

- Piper, @vesperstolethepassword

Uh... Geez, I can't really remember. Don't make an old joke. Uh, I guess (at the end) Meg, maybe?

[vesperstolethepassword]

𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯... 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.