The Patrician

This is me. He/Him. Happy to treat people like people. Never things. Granny taught me well, and one must never disrespect a witch. Despite ones aspirations for a controlled and ordered society, one must always find the services of one such as Vimes, and one such as Moist. Both, and more, are necessary. If you are looking for a FFXIV character, seek out @argentrenard. Otherwise, this is just me.

[thememedaddy]

[kuutamosonaatti]

What’s Opera, Doc? | dir. Chuck Jones

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[occhietti]

[averageweenie]

When you open the front door on a summer day and all the heat rushes in

[enki2]

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[fandom-man]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Doesn't seem it's working! Undeterred geese!🎵

[victusinveritas]

By Tove Jansson.

[mymistymornings]

Very unserious 15 min comic about THE STRUGGLE. Featuring Silvena.

[dogpuppy]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[impossiblepackage]

my depressed son can't even dance. get thee to oz

[vetinarivisuals]

Well now I want Plorn to be visited by three Spirits who help him get his groove back.

[sleepybluehaze]

I’ve never related to anything so strongly in life before as this meme.

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[victusinveritas]

Yes, Sam Altman really said that (the intelligence is utility quote). The response to this absolutely cannot be meek acceptance.

[alan713ch]

Sam Altman Says Intelligence Will Be a Utility, and He's Just the Man to Collect the Bills

"Intelligence too cheap to meter" doesn't quite come across the way Altman might intend.

Yeah, Imma need to start taking philosophy classes again

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate