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Circle of VFX life

Everything in jest. With a little bit of truth :P

“THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME“

Some times we don’t have time to question.

Or sometimes

Where should I go on my long holiday?

#dontstop #keepgoing #thistoowillpass

Not always alone ;)

#wegoteachotter

Pick-up Lines VFX Professionals can totally use

However... there is no accurate data for the success rate. VFX is a small industry with big hearts, BUT little time to mingle. So singles, here’s a few lines that might tickle your fancy.

It’s a common misconception that Animators have no time to date.

Apart from Scenes, Lighters can light up smiles too

Not one review note said ever

Tech Animators be like -

Tech is awesome

Render wrangling can be sexy too

We always tickle a part of you.

Talk nerdy to me

For VFX Soldiers

What are the chances?

Compers who have spare time

Don’t we always?

Because we deal with artistic criticism everyday, so we become artistic with our compliments too.

VFX and Magic belong together on and off screen. We should hangout.

You must be a roto spline because you send my heart swimming.

Slippages everywhere!

I’m gonna squash and stretch you in all the right places

Poses are the KEY!

10 Things Not To Say To VFX Professionals

From Client Producer

And they expect you to read their email 1 second after it’s sent into the tsunami of emails in your inbox. #prodfeels #wahahaha #behindtheglamisspam

At Award Shows

Sometimes, a sea of green and picketing needs to come with a bazooka. #vfxdukenukem #vfxsolidarity #imallforneoliberalismbutthestudioshavegonetoofar

From Banker Friends

Never. Ever. EVER. EVER. Say this.

From Parents

It’s a passive aggressive way of saying, making movies don’t make the world a better place. #butitdoes #asianparenting101

From Nosey Aunties

They would say they saw the movie I worked on and how good it is and then proceed to tell all their friends about me and my editing gig with Hollywood. I’m in Production. It’s not quite the same. #butletsnotbreaktheirhearts #supportiveauntiesaresweet.

From Nosey Uncles

Ever heard of pursuing passion? #babyboomersareadownersometimes #ithinkineedtogonow #weddingdinnerconversations

From Directors

The way some tell you to make it work but not quite sure what they want and they think the budget is generous because time is a luxury. #worstcasescenario #funnyclientnotes #wittycuntypeople

The QC Process

When there’s no more time. Sometimes, they scare you. And you dream about it. And you see your worst fear in the face. #prep #comp #2dpains

From everyone else

The hardest question to answer in a gathering of non VFX people. And when you answer - people stare at you like you’re speaking in tongues. #antisociallife #thisiswhyweonlyhangoutwithpeoplefromwork

From non-VFX professionals (after watching a project you’ve worked on)