Totally Canon Black Clover Quotes

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Vanessa: Go tell Asta he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Noelle: He could hear me.

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Mimosa: These glasses make up 95% of you, Klaus. In fact, these are more Klaus than you. Klaus: Are you saying I only make up 5%?! Yuno: Well, 3% is water, 2% is garbage.

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William: Can I get you anything to drink?

Licht: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

William: I have jasmine tea.

Licht: Oh, jasmine. Yes, please.

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Charlotte: Yami is kind of cute, too.

Mereoleona: Yeah, so's a mountain lion, but you don't pet it.

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Mereoleona: Are you wearing makeup?

Nozel: I’m always wearing a little bit of foundation but that’s not the point.

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Black Bulls: So, how is this going down?

Yami: Okay, they’re gonna want us off their turf. We’re gonna have to convince them they need us. It’s not gonna be easy, and they might shoot you a little.

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Nozel, we’re Magic Knight Captains. Weird is part of the job.

Mereoleona

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Tatoes. PO-TA-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick 'em in a stew.

Asta, when someone asks him what “tatoes” are

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Solid: I suppose you think the Black Bulls more nurturing than I am.

Noelle: Brother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

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Boys these days don’t give you flowers, they give you depression

Charlotte

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Solid: I never brag.

Nozel: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

Licht (after the fight with the captains)

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Asta: [does something ridiculous]

Noelle: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you.

Asta: ... What?

Noelle: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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I started acting like I didn’t care. But then I realized I wasn’t pretending and I actually didn’t care.

Final

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Julius: One bonus of being older than the pack is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching them cry inside.

Julius: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing meteor and, while looking Marx right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.

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Vanessa: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.

Charmy: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

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Mars: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Asta: That's what you do?

Mars: Me? Oh, no.

Mars: My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.