unironic bridgit mendler stan

she/they  -  20  -  NC

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[evilscientist3]

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[log6]

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

[memorycycle]

where babys come from we have no idea

[neovenatorgirlteeth]

The Hole

[memorycycle]

[memorycycle]

[cordycepspog]

Oh to be two older queer men eating strawberries in our garden at the end of the world

[omar-little]

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

[thyrell]

edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

[bettedavisgf]

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

[toopsy]

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[onlyonekenobi]

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

[spaciebabie]

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[valtsv]

[iamnotlanuk]

out of the way swagless I'm about to get some

[iamnotlanuk]

I have been cursed for eternity