Cybercrime Time Suck

18+ I write, travel, eat and I'm hung--no, no, no, wait a second, that's from No Reservations. I write, I sit, I watch, and I'm usually hungry for more food. Be prepared for puns, way too long breakdowns of bad commericals or choice music videos, and pictures of things I've baked. Also wrasslin' and my music 35 he/him, they/them rarely like I'm just some guy who's a girlblogger

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[hermajestyimher]

Some of you are not introverted, you’ve just been forced to shrink yourself and second-guess your existence in the context of groups, forcing you into isolation, social anxiety, and a visceral rejection of the very thing that ignites your soul: meaningful relations with other human beings.

Understanding this is crucial to shed that shy and rigid mold you’ve inhabited for so long. Your nervous system needs to be retaught to not fear being perceived or in companionship with others. You need to overcome past shame and embarrassment . You can’t afford to keep looping into the same cycles that are limiting your ability to build meaningful connections and live a more full and engaging life.

[bloodclotbitch]

[dogpuppy]

[vamplire]

whats the hottest thing a vampire can do

fang u while they bang u

[lucy-harker]

MISERY (1990) dir. Rob Reiner

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[furry-fey]

just gonna leave these here

[furry-fey]

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

[jackson-imbecille]

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve already drawn it 🤓

I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀

[achtsamkeitsblog]

The little things are never little when they're done with love

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[0x4468c7a6a728]

i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing

[0x4468c7a6a728]

i fit right in :)

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[iamnotlanuk]

hey you mind if I learn every way you like to be loved forever? no worries if not

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[tomb-mold]

its literally fine and its chill but also i need to get out of hereeeeee oh my god let me out but also its basically fine so whatever