Cybercrime Time Suck

18+ I write, travel, eat and I'm hung--no, no, no, wait a second, that's from No Reservations. I write, I sit, I watch, and I'm usually hungry for more food. Be prepared for puns, way too long breakdowns of bad commericals or choice music videos, and pictures of things I've baked. Also wrasslin' and my music 35 he/him, they/them rarely like I'm just some guy who's a girlblogger

[cruelfeast]

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

[sawthatmountainburn]

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[2000ish]

[wavewell-deactivated20240830]

[loveridden1999]

[ambassadorquark]

television exists so that lesser known actors can be cast in random mid to decent shows nobody watches where they will deliver astonishing performances potentially superior to anything winning any kind of award for no reason at all

[crying-inthepit]

[fullmetalfisting]

Would you eat alien meat if aliens got off on you eating their meat?

Yes

No

Nuance

What?

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[skarchomp]

dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[rottweilerr]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

mid-way pride month check-in

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

just saw someone comment under a videoclip of the sylvia rivera interview where she insists on the modern (circa 2001) pride movement being a capitalist smokescreen, a “straight gay” movement that worships the almighty dollar, that:

and this person is likely quite young but this really really really captures the limited imagination of capitalist neoliberal indoctrination around freedom and liberation. radical queerness treated as a paintjob over a prison as opposed to the bulldozer that tears the prison down. we have to dream for so much more and endure the pain of dreaming.

[beemovieerotica]

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

[contextfreepatentart]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

nice argument! unfortunately i have already depicted you as a bad partition and myself as a better partition

[neuronary]

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE