Victoria's Playhouse

28. Quarter-life crisis.

[vicexplainsitall]

He doesn’t see the light in my eyes anymore.

[vicexplainsitall]

If I ever get married, he'd probably divorce me. But since the chances of me getting married are so low, I guess I shouldn't worry about divorce.

[purplebuddhaproject]

So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via purplebuddhaproject)

[vicexplainsitall]

I think I need to start preparing myself for a life alone.

[goodnaturedfella]

My goal is a relationship where I don’t have to constantly worry about waking up one day to find them lose feelings and/or decide to break up with me

[beachdeath]

this is exactly what you think it is

[adevilsdozen]

I needed this.

[thewhiskeykitteh]

CHRIST

[spacemohawks]

Get the fuck outtttt

[crybabygohome]

I’m out

[kushandwizdom]

If you don't have good intentions, please just leave me alone. I'm tired.

[simplyriley-deactivated20201027]

😍😍 Amber so gorgeous

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[car-crashhearts]

PETTY FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB

[spudsmackenzie]

Selena “Enamorada de Ti” 1992

[marcitlali]

this was such a moment like her body her outfit her dancing the music omg

[highkeygay]

stealing these moves for the club

[mingingold]

That footwork though

[yourbigsisnissi]

Bill Cosby is not your dad. Grow up.

[vicexplainsitall]

When I thought people were going to show up...over an hour later and I'm still alone

[trapcard]

You can order These Hands™ for one easy payment of $Try.Me 

[manipop-deactivated20210302]

Man 😪

[iwriteallday]

For those who were asking me what was wrong with Hillary Clinton’s Kwanzaa Twitter picture. Victoria explains it here far better than I ever could.

[sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c]

It undermines our intelligence as voters and that’s the most important tweet here.

[iwriteallday]

Exactly.

[jayywesst]

Do you niggas know how hard it is to come cross a girl who only wants you? Only for you! Don't even look no other nigga way! Yall dumb asf

[laihcen]

tell em again 👏🏾

[primo-siddhartha-deactivated201]

Yo factual

[quotesandbandsugh]

Brutally honest hour.

A. If I’m in love

B. Last person I talked on the phone with

C. How long has it been since I’ve kissed?

D. If I have a preference for boys or girls?

E. How many piercings?

F. Give me any options like “hot or cold”

G. Last person said “I love you” to

H. Last person I hugged

I. Last time I felt jealous and why

J. Are you insecure? What about?

K. My full name

L. Siblings?

M. If I forgive betrayal?

N. Favorite animal?

O. Where I’d like to travel?

P. Music I like

Q. Favorite flower

R. Is cheating ever okay?

S. 2 hobbies

T. 3 things you love unconditionally

U. Favorite time of the year and why? V. Big dreams?

W. If I’ve done something I regret very much

X. 3 turn ons

Y. 3 turn offs

Z. Ask any question you want