Non-Stop

[shesnake]

what more could white male filmmakers possibly say abt world war 2

[warandpeas]

Obviously

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[pukicho]

My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more

[sealz888]

Do you know what curse it is?

[pukicho]

Curse that makes you sell it on etsy

[togepipi]

oh sweet find ill go check it out

[togepipi]

My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more

[don-sosa]

I think about this every goddamn day

[taespingu-remade]

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s had a ruff day.

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[marshallberube-deactivated20230]

this was possibly the fastest I had ever pulled my phone out to take a picture.

[finofilipino]

[guy]

einstein WHO???

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[lizclimo]

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[memehumor]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[mens-rights-activia]

I’ll still never get over how much this picture looks like Hannibal Buress without actually being a picture of a human

[yebbi-gongju]

[durbikins]

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

[durbikins]

people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers

[awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps]

It’s not tainted meat!

It’s painted meat!

PRETTY PATTIES!

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