Video Barf

the music gods threw up.

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When did Avril become Japanese? What's with the expressionless asian girls behind her this whole video... I wouldn't be happy to be associated with this trainwreck of a song. You know what else kitties like to do alot of? they like to barf, which is what they did all over this pile of garbage.  Avril isn't even 30 and already she's struggling to stay relevant. At least before she married Chad she seemed to exhibit a little bit of common sense, but even that was traded in for a dirty litter box.

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 @brokeNCYDE please stop, you've broken music.  It's how awful this is.  Makes you question why only the good die young.  

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Director @vincehaycock took his name off this @rihanna video, most likely because he didn't want to make vomit.  

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#Hedley is a fucking #gross pile of #sick

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@MIWband think pretty highly of themselves don't they?  I'm not sure westboro types have even heard of them, let alone hate them enough to show up to confront them on the street.  More whiny emo vocals to back a screamo band, this might be the most annoying new development in music today.  Shock and vomit.

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The trailer.

I need to go on a rant.  The music video is short form, no more than a few minutes of what should be some sort of visual contribution to an artists music.  

Many have done it well, Michael Jackson was a master, producing some of the longer videos at around 20 minutes.  Most however will come in at the average length of the song, plus a short intro, and outro, so lets say four to five minutes.  

These are not feature length films, or 45 minute television shows.

So can someone please tell me why the fuck you need to have a trailer for your music video?

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This #foreverthelight song might be good if It was less vomit covered.  Please stop with your angry screaming followed by your whiny apologies.  

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I gotta be honest the lead singer from @youthinrevoltUS really reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait and it's really fucking distracting.

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@Avril_bandaids is going through a midlife crisis at 28, get chad #botox for his wedding gift.  Here's to never growing up. #Badmusic

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Oh to be a teenage girl, and think @alltimelow is good.  This video is rolling in Barf, from asymetrical haircuts, to #furries. #EMO Oughts.

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@justinbieber in black pants that make him look like he shat himself, he's just more barf from the #music gods. #falseidols.  

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Old #Barf is still Barf.  The gods didn't do Billy ray #cyrus any favours.  #hannamontana would never forgive him if she found out.

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Happy 34th Birthday #Lancebass.  

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Ever see a toilet after a night of binge drinking, cocaine, and ecstasy.  Lots of vomit.  oops #mybad #roxycottontail

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#8ball you lost the classy card as soon as you okayed the mirror effect.  It's like the comic sans of video.  Aluminum bucket of barf.

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This Very #NSFW clip was not only barfed on by the gods, but shit on as well.  #problem and #badlucc, are truly masters at creating #garbage, this one is in the running for Video of the Year.

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#nextstopatlanta Turn the dial on the radio to something else and I might #getinthevan, I've got candy little girl