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@vigo-thecarpathian
I’m back, and now I’m here. On this… website?
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Can you believe its been over a year since you and Vigo got married
Over a year?! Gods, has it really been over a year? That’s so exciting!! Although, uh, I think me and Vigo BOTH forgot our anniversary.. heh, oops. @vigo-thecarpathian happy very late anniversary my love!!
Has it really been a year? Happy anniversary!
Can you believe its been over a year since you and Vigo got married
Over a year?! Gods, has it really been over a year? That’s so exciting!! Although, uh, I think me and Vigo BOTH forgot our anniversary.. heh, oops. @vigo-thecarpathian happy very late anniversary my love!!
Has it really been a year? Happy anniversary!
Darling, I'm... why are you crying...?
- V
I- {sob!} Please d-don't hurt me-
Huh? Why would I- no... I would never hurt you. Not anymore. What happened? {Vigo tries to hug hum.}
{Janosz flinches, and starts hyperventilating, but hugs back.}
Shh... you're safe. I won't ever hurt you. I've changed- you've been there every step of the way, you know I'm better then that now. I love you too much to do that to you now.
i- I'm sorry.. I know that.. deep down, I really do.. its just- the anons- and I got so overwhelmed- {he keeps breathing heavily}
Anons... we all get them. It isn't your fault, okay? {Vigo holds him tighter.}
Darling, I'm... why are you crying...?
- V
I- {sob!} Please d-don't hurt me-
Huh? Why would I- no... I would never hurt you. Not anymore. What happened? {Vigo tries to hug hum.}
{Janosz flinches, and starts hyperventilating, but hugs back.}
Shh... you're safe. I won't ever hurt you. I've changed- you've been there every step of the way, you know I'm better then that now. I love you too much to do that to you now.
Darling, I'm... why are you crying...?
- V
I- {sob!} Please d-don't hurt me-
Huh? Why would I- no... I would never hurt you. Not anymore. What happened? {Vigo tries to hug him.}
F-Fuck!
Gooozer...
Need... help...
- Boogie
@ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain
Woah! Boogie?? What’s wrong??
Boogie: I'm... I'm pregnant.
…
what.
Boogie: I'M FUCKING 🤰, GOZER >:(
I KINDA GOT THAT BUT
HOW?!
WHY?!
DOES SAM KNOW??? IS HE THE FATHER??
@vigo-thecarpathian HELP-
WHAT.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*
NO-
@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.
got it.
Samhain: Awww :(
uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.... I feel like shit. but I have a baby in my arms!! nurses already cut the cord, you guys can come meet them if you want. we decided to name them Clement. the nurses screamed when they noticed their eyes are pitch black hehehe
they're so cute aren't they quite too... I expected more crying.
Am I late-?
Oh! Aww. What's his their name?
No you’re not late, hey Puft. Their name is Clement.
I think they have your eyes. Super cute.
mhm... my sweet child.. I can't believe it.
I feel almost sorry for this child. Barely a day old and already exposed to the "most dangerous" people in the world.
They're barely a day old and you've already got those stupid eyes.
hey! my eyes aren't stupid-
they're the child of the god of destruction, they'll be fine~ they're my baby after all.
And their godfather was once upon a time a genocidal lunatic. Yeah, totally fine.
oh- shut UP. you're not like that anymore. no use beating yourself up over it. just be happy!... you wanna hold the baby?
...Sure.
They're tiny.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*
NO-
@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.
got it.
Samhain: Awww :(
uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.... I feel like shit. but I have a baby in my arms!! nurses already cut the cord, you guys can come meet them if you want. we decided to name them Clement. the nurses screamed when they noticed their eyes are pitch black hehehe
they're so cute aren't they quite too... I expected more crying.
Am I late-?
Oh! Aww. What's his their name?
No you’re not late, hey Puft. Their name is Clement.
I think they have your eyes. Super cute.
mhm... my sweet child.. I can't believe it.
I feel almost sorry for this child. Barely a day old and already exposed to the "most dangerous" people in the world.
They're barely a day old and you've already got those stupid eyes.
hey! my eyes aren't stupid-
they're the child of the god of destruction, they'll be fine~ they're my baby after all.
And their godfather was once upon a time a genocidal lunatic. Yeah, totally fine.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*
NO-
@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.
got it.
Samhain: Awww :(
uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.... I feel like shit. but I have a baby in my arms!! nurses already cut the cord, you guys can come meet them if you want. we decided to name them Clement. the nurses screamed when they noticed their eyes are pitch black hehehe
they're so cute aren't they quite too... I expected more crying.
Am I late-?
Oh! Aww. What's his their name?
No you’re not late, hey Puft. Their name is Clement.
I think they have your eyes. Super cute.
mhm... my sweet child.. I can't believe it.
I feel almost sorry for this child. Barely a day old and already exposed to the "most dangerous" people in the world.
They're barely a day old and you've already got those stupid eyes.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*
NO-
@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.
got it.
Samhain: Awww :(
uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.... I feel like shit. but I have a baby in my arms!! nurses already cut the cord, you guys can come meet them if you want. we decided to name them Clement. the nurses screamed when they noticed their eyes are pitch black hehehe
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*
NO-
@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.
got it.
Samhain: Awww :(
There is no need for an infant to have a spear!
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*
NO-
@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(
HE IS MINUTES OLD
Samhain: And???
Wait, she had the baby already-
SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh
No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.
SAMHAIN IS THAT A FUCKING SPEAR-
SAM, GIVE IT TO ME-
you guys at the hospital yet?
-Oscar.
We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.
Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.
is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).
Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)
Yes, hello, everyone.
I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.
Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...
Ooh what did you get Sam
Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.
Aww.
Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.