Mr Stay Puft

[mr-stay-puft]

Guess who’s back!!

Rules

[dr-janosz-poha]

Are you gonna retire at some point or will I have to force ya to retire? Seriously, you’re too old to be working. Besides, with everything else that’s been going on in our lives, you DON’T need the extra stress of working.

@mr-stay-puft

Maybe. but I'm still quite able bodied. I like my job! I get to paint all day.

[mr-stay-puft]

Being "able bodied" and "being past retirement age" are NOT the same thing, my friend. Besides, you have a kid to look after, don't you?

[dr-janosz-poha]

eh, I'll be fine!! Payton is a minor, but she's very capable herself, and Vigo is there to help me as well. I appreciate your concern, but I think I've got this for now.

[mr-stay-puft]

Will you though? I mean, you guys aren't young anymore. I get that Payton is still a kid, but she's been through a lot and she needs support from the only family she's got.

[dr-janosz-poha]

....I'll think about it retiring.

[mr-stay-puft]

Talk to your family first. Yeah?

[dr-janosz-poha]

Are you gonna retire at some point or will I have to force ya to retire? Seriously, you’re too old to be working. Besides, with everything else that’s been going on in our lives, you DON’T need the extra stress of working.

@mr-stay-puft

Maybe. but I'm still quite able bodied. I like my job! I get to paint all day.

[mr-stay-puft]

Being "able bodied" and "being past retirement age" are NOT the same thing, my friend. Besides, you have a kid to look after, don't you?

[dr-janosz-poha]

eh, I'll be fine!! Payton is a minor, but she's very capable herself, and Vigo is there to help me as well. I appreciate your concern, but I think I've got this for now.

[mr-stay-puft]

Will you though? I mean, you guys aren't young anymore. I get that Payton is still a kid, but she's been through a lot and she needs support from the only family she's got.

[dr-janosz-poha]

Are you gonna retire at some point or will I have to force ya to retire? Seriously, you’re too old to be working. Besides, with everything else that’s been going on in our lives, you DON’T need the extra stress of working.

@mr-stay-puft

Maybe. but I'm still quite able bodied. I like my job! I get to paint all day.

[mr-stay-puft]

Being "able bodied" and "being past retirement age" are NOT the same thing, my friend. Besides, you have a kid to look after, don't you?

[vigo-thecarpathian]

you guys at the hospital yet?

-Oscar.

We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.

[ask-oscar-barret-gb]

Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.

is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Yes, hello, everyone.

I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.

Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...

Ooh what did you get Sam

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Aww.

Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh

[vigo-thecarpathian]

No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(

[ask-oscar-barret-gb]

HE IS MINUTES OLD

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: And???

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Wait, she had the baby already-

SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*

[vigo-thecarpathian]

NO-

@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.

[ask-gozer]

got it.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Awww :(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.... I feel like shit. but I have a baby in my arms!! nurses already cut the cord, you guys can come meet them if you want. we decided to name them Clement. the nurses screamed when they noticed their eyes are pitch black hehehe

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Aww.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

they're so cute aren't they quite too... I expected more crying.

[mr-stay-puft]

Am I late-?

Oh! Aww. What's his their name?

[ask-gozer]

No you’re not late, hey Puft. Their name is Clement.

[mr-stay-puft]

I think they have your eyes. Super cute.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

you guys at the hospital yet?

-Oscar.

We arrived a few minutes ago. Melissa got put into a wheelchair and taken by a doctor, now we're all waiting for, y'know, all our friends to arrive. 'Coz Melissa wanted everyone to be here.

[ask-oscar-barret-gb]

Sounds good. I just got here. I'll find you guys.

is... EVERYONE arriving here..? I'm not sure how the doctors and nurses would react to Garraka and @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain showing up (no offence guys).

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: WE'RE HERE (Samhainhadtostopfortoysforthebabyandshit)

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Yes, hello, everyone.

I told Garraka to stay at home because I didn't think a frozen, pointy ice giant would be good for a newborn baby. Or new parents.

Stay Puft should be here soon-ish...

Ooh what did you get Sam

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: A bunch of stuffed teddy bears and the Gáe Bulg.

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Aww.

Wait, what-? Sam, you're not giving that to a newborn baby.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: The child is a demi-god and demi-gods must have weapons givethebabyaspearofdeath/lh

[vigo-thecarpathian]

No, give me the spear of death. For fuck's sake, you couldn't have waited until the baby was, I dunno, ten? That's when I got my first sword.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: No! When I was only two, my mother, The Morrígan, placed a sword in my hand and told me to slaughter the remaining Fomorians! So, this child can handle it >:(

[ask-oscar-barret-gb]

HE IS MINUTES OLD

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: And???

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Wait, she had the baby already-

SAMHAIN DO NOT GIVE THE BABY THAT SPEAR.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: *teleports the spear into the hospital room*

[vigo-thecarpathian]

NO-

@ask-gozer if a spear appears in the room get it OUT.

[ask-gozer]

got it.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: Awww :(

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.... I feel like shit. but I have a baby in my arms!! nurses already cut the cord, you guys can come meet them if you want. we decided to name them Clement. the nurses screamed when they noticed their eyes are pitch black hehehe

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Aww.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

they're so cute aren't they quite too... I expected more crying.

[mr-stay-puft]

Am I late-?

Oh! Aww. What's his their name?

[mr-stay-puft]

Hows it feel being forgotten when you have a new, cuter replacement? - 🦴

Huh...? Forgotten...? No, I have friends... they care...

[ask-mini-pufts]

Hi. I don't think we've formally met.

I guess I'm like... the older brother of you guys.

@mr-stay-puft

oooooo a big brother??? we’ve always wanted one of those!!

hiiiiiiii!!

[ask-the-possessor-ghost]

- .... .. ... / -.-- --- ..- ? (This you?)

[mr-stay-puft]

...

Sorry, who are you? I don't... think I've met you before.

[ask-larspinfield]

You know that the "big three" (Gozer, Vigo and Garraka) have been on tumblr for months now? Gozer and Vigo are even married (not to each other, to a couple humans). Gozer's wife is expecting their first child, and Vigo and his husband have an adopted kid. Garraka's... doing God knows what, honestly.

I am sure that Lucky can describe the look that just crossed my face in great detail.

I have been aware that they are on Tumbler since they first joined it, I try avoiding them for what I feel are obvious reasons (we get enough trouble from @ask-the-possessor-ghost @ask-muncher-the-ghost @ask-slimer-theghost @ask-mini-pufts and do not even get me started on that menace of a bowling ball! - I begrudgingly admit I occasionally enjoy their company. Sometimes.)

As for two of the Big Three being married and having kids: What in the ever loving shit?!

And yes, I yelled that aloud upon reading this. @ask-lucky-domingogb is laughing their arse off at me right now.

[ask-mini-pufts]

oooooooo!!! we wanna have a playdate with the babies!! :3

[ask-gozer]

No offence but I'm not letting any of you near my newborn.

[ask-larspinfield]

Probably a wise decision.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Awww, Gozer lighten up!! They can see the baby, maybe just when the baby is a little older. I'd wait a year ish. But what's the harm, those little guys look fine?

[ask-gozer]

MELISSA, NO, BABE-

[mr-stay-puft]

Melissa, terrible idea! You were so hesitant to be around me for months. Imagine how the little ones would be.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Ooooookay- yeah maybe not...

[mr-stay-puft]

I'm fairly certain they set themselves on fire, multiple times. I'll keep an eye on them, don't worry.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Thank you. <3

[mr-stay-puft]

:D

[ask-larspinfield]

You know that the "big three" (Gozer, Vigo and Garraka) have been on tumblr for months now? Gozer and Vigo are even married (not to each other, to a couple humans). Gozer's wife is expecting their first child, and Vigo and his husband have an adopted kid. Garraka's... doing God knows what, honestly.

I am sure that Lucky can describe the look that just crossed my face in great detail.

I have been aware that they are on Tumbler since they first joined it, I try avoiding them for what I feel are obvious reasons (we get enough trouble from @ask-the-possessor-ghost @ask-muncher-the-ghost @ask-slimer-theghost @ask-mini-pufts and do not even get me started on that menace of a bowling ball! - I begrudgingly admit I occasionally enjoy their company. Sometimes.)

As for two of the Big Three being married and having kids: What in the ever loving shit?!

And yes, I yelled that aloud upon reading this. @ask-lucky-domingogb is laughing their arse off at me right now.

[ask-mini-pufts]

oooooooo!!! we wanna have a playdate with the babies!! :3

[ask-gozer]

No offence but I'm not letting any of you near my newborn.

[ask-larspinfield]

Probably a wise decision.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Awww, Gozer lighten up!! They can see the baby, maybe just when the baby is a little older. I'd wait a year ish. But what's the harm, those little guys look fine?

[ask-gozer]

MELISSA, NO, BABE-

[mr-stay-puft]

Melissa, terrible idea! You were so hesitant to be around me for months. Imagine how the little ones would be.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Ooooookay- yeah maybe not...

[mr-stay-puft]

I'm fairly certain they set themselves on fire, multiple times. I'll keep an eye on them, don't worry.

[ask-mini-pufts]

Hi. I don't think we've formally met.

I guess I'm like... the older brother of you guys.

@mr-stay-puft

oooooo a big brother??? we’ve always wanted one of those!!

hiiiiiiii!!

[mr-stay-puft]

Yeah. Big brother.

I'm the original Stay Puft. So, I guess... without me, where would you be?

[ask-larspinfield]

You know that the "big three" (Gozer, Vigo and Garraka) have been on tumblr for months now? Gozer and Vigo are even married (not to each other, to a couple humans). Gozer's wife is expecting their first child, and Vigo and his husband have an adopted kid. Garraka's... doing God knows what, honestly.

I am sure that Lucky can describe the look that just crossed my face in great detail.

I have been aware that they are on Tumbler since they first joined it, I try avoiding them for what I feel are obvious reasons (we get enough trouble from @ask-the-possessor-ghost @ask-muncher-the-ghost @ask-slimer-theghost @ask-mini-pufts and do not even get me started on that menace of a bowling ball! - I begrudgingly admit I occasionally enjoy their company. Sometimes.)

As for two of the Big Three being married and having kids: What in the ever loving shit?!

And yes, I yelled that aloud upon reading this. @ask-lucky-domingogb is laughing their arse off at me right now.

[ask-mini-pufts]

oooooooo!!! we wanna have a playdate with the babies!! :3

[ask-gozer]

No offence but I'm not letting any of you near my newborn.

[ask-larspinfield]

Probably a wise decision.

[melissa-the-ghostbusters-wannabe]

Awww, Gozer lighten up!! They can see the baby, maybe just when the baby is a little older. I'd wait a year ish. But what's the harm, those little guys look fine?

[ask-gozer]

MELISSA, NO, BABE-

[mr-stay-puft]

Melissa, terrible idea! You were so hesitant to be around me for months. Imagine how the little ones would be.

[mr-stay-puft]

hey! we're having a party in central park. you're invited!

-G

Aww. Thank you. I’ll be there!

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat!! Did you see Melissa’s post??? It’s official!!

Tiamat: What? @ask-gozer @ask-melissa-the-ghostbuster-wannabe @vigo-thecarpathian @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain @ask-icedemon-garraka @dr-janosz-poha @ask-morfran @ask-grundel-and-sandman @ask-wat @ask-oscar-barret-gb I'M FIGHTING ALL OF YOU (also those two Ghostbusters who I forgot their names cause fuck them)

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Oh, yes, because fighting several gods (and me I guess) is SO wise. I thought you were smarter then that.

@icedemon-garraka this one’s a bit foolish, wouldn’t you agree?

[icedemon-garraka]

Never seen a bigger fool then this one.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: I'll cut your balls off, don't make me-

[vigo-thecarpathian]

And then what would you do? Fighting a magician, a god, AND an entire team of Ghostbusters doesn’t make much sense. I mean, Ray can easily get in touch with his friends to assist us.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Techinally, I'm fighting mutiple gods AND GONNA FIGHT CAUSE Y'ALL ARE LOSERS

[icedemon-garraka]

If you’re so special, how come I’ve never heard of you before? Clearly you’re not as important as you think you are.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: I'M GONNA FUCKING BITE YOU *bites Garraka*

[icedemon-garraka]

What are you, a dog? Get off me. *ice breath*

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Nah *bites harder*

[vigo-thecarpathian]

What a freak. *cue Vigo body slamming Tiamat*

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: OW! FUCK U >:(

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Get punch BACK to your own dimension. We don’t want you here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Hey guys, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

[icedemon-garraka]

Vigo is trying to get Gozer’s sister out of this dimension. As you can see, he’s the “fight now, ask questions later” kind of guy.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: IS OUR LITTLE ONE OKAY???

[mr-stay-puft]

I leave for FIVE MINUTES and Vigo’s fighting someone.

It’s always something new with this group- first everyone’s getting married, then children come into the picture, and now Vigo’s in a fight. What the fuck.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: TF WHEN DID U JOIN TUMBLR???

[mr-stay-puft]

Oh, I’ve been here for ages. I just… don’t use Tumblr. I was at your wedding, remember?

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat!! Did you see Melissa’s post??? It’s official!!

Tiamat: What? @ask-gozer @ask-melissa-the-ghostbuster-wannabe @vigo-thecarpathian @ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain @ask-icedemon-garraka @dr-janosz-poha @ask-morfran @ask-grundel-and-sandman @ask-wat @ask-oscar-barret-gb I'M FIGHTING ALL OF YOU (also those two Ghostbusters who I forgot their names cause fuck them)

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Oh, yes, because fighting several gods (and me I guess) is SO wise. I thought you were smarter then that.

@icedemon-garraka this one’s a bit foolish, wouldn’t you agree?

[icedemon-garraka]

Never seen a bigger fool then this one.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: I'll cut your balls off, don't make me-

[vigo-thecarpathian]

And then what would you do? Fighting a magician, a god, AND an entire team of Ghostbusters doesn’t make much sense. I mean, Ray can easily get in touch with his friends to assist us.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Techinally, I'm fighting mutiple gods AND GONNA FIGHT CAUSE Y'ALL ARE LOSERS

[icedemon-garraka]

If you’re so special, how come I’ve never heard of you before? Clearly you’re not as important as you think you are.

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: I'M GONNA FUCKING BITE YOU *bites Garraka*

[icedemon-garraka]

What are you, a dog? Get off me. *ice breath*

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: Nah *bites harder*

[vigo-thecarpathian]

What a freak. *cue Vigo body slamming Tiamat*

[ask-tiamat]

Tiamat: OW! FUCK U >:(

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Get punch BACK to your own dimension. We don’t want you here.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Hey guys, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

[icedemon-garraka]

Vigo is trying to get Gozer’s sister out of this dimension. As you can see, he’s the “fight now, ask questions later” kind of guy.

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Samhain: IS OUR LITTLE ONE OKAY???

[mr-stay-puft]

I leave for FIVE MINUTES and Vigo’s fighting someone.

It’s always something new with this group- first everyone’s getting married, then children come into the picture, and now Vigo’s in a fight. What the fuck.

[ask-gozer]

Heyyy… how come you didn’t invite me to the wedding? :(

@mr-stay-puft

oh! sorry- you are indeed on the guest list, I suppose it slipped my mind. but we'd love to have you there. I cant believe its coming up so soon now..!

[mr-stay-puft]

Yippie!

[ask-gozer]

🥰

[mr-stay-puft]

🥳

[ask-gozer]

Heyyy… how come you didn’t invite me to the wedding? :(

@mr-stay-puft

oh! sorry- you are indeed on the guest list, I suppose it slipped my mind. but we'd love to have you there. I cant believe its coming up so soon now..!

[mr-stay-puft]

Yippie!