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[only1600kids]

[twitterlols]

today’s the day

[wallow]

fuck I posted this a day late

[borderline-bxtch]

Time is an illusion you fuck.

[spybook]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[sticks-to-snakes]

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

[komorebilester-deactivated20161]

you never know who’s birthday it could be 💕

[noblester]

@star-dun

[r-dart]

[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[wowie-wowie]

Friendly Reminder!

If you’re meeting Ethan at Vidcon or Indy Popcon, do not bring him any food as gifts! He’s deathly allergic to peanuts, and he can never be certain whether or not something was produced in a nut-free facility. I know it sucks but save yourself the time and him the guilt of having to turn down your gift.

 Also, maybe don’t eat any peanuts in the day leading up to meeting him? Because you’re gonna be in close contact (Hug, handshake, etc.) and as he’s said, he can die from 1/500 of a peanut. Maybe just be on the safe side? 

[huskyintheclouds]

I care for the boi ♡

[gay-spaghetti]

1/500 might sound unlikely, but in reality, those odds are terrifying.

Wouldn’t it tear you apart if you put Ethan in the hospital, just because of some dumb mistake? I’d NEVER forgive myself.

We gotta spread this around.

[homo-noodles]

I seriously wouldn’t be able to live with myself if something like that happened

[thetrippytrip]

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

[lavahanje]

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

[timesandtroubles-deactivated201]

If I remember correctly this went on for a few more screenshots and ended with the person in grey being outed against their will at school  also if someone tells you not to tell someone something don’t fucking screenshot it for the internet Dudes obviously uncomfortable with what’s happening and this is why dudes can never talk about finding other dudes attractive without some fucking weeb being like ‘omg tell me about ur GAY’  5 bucks says the person in blue is some yaoi shipper who thinks it’s cute to harrass queer men smh 

[ryojiventures]

this needs the rest of the messages, so you people know someone actually got hurt

there are so many ways this could’ve gone which wouldn’t have resulted in this. this tweeter is fucking cruel

[xbyanymemesnecessaryx-deactivat]

Please don’t exploit real people with real vulnerabilities because you think the faceless mob on Tumblr will get a kick out of it.

That is all.

[captainfunkpunkandroll]

I bet you the person in blue was a straight woman. They’ve been known to fetishize a gay person’s existence even when that person wasn’t ready to come out of the closet, them trying to push them out like this is why some of us stay in that closet. That could’ve been easily me a few years ago. :/

[bloomflowersbloom]

[reblogable-memes]

all that’s needed

[e-town-boy-deactivated20171224]

i understand the vicks, and maybe the soup? but Sprite? what did that heal???

[thepunksink]

Stomach aches and I dunno fever?? It’s a latinx proverb don’t question it

[vigorouslycrocheting]

@staff if y'all don't fix safe mode I'm gonna start throwing hands

[justatiltedlamp]

The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

[lesbrarians]

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

[prettycakemachine]

Eggs Benedict was a very good model for my Neko Atsume cookies.

[wizardinremission]

!!!!

[rainnecassidy]

omg those cookies <3

Are you telling me that cats name is Eggs Benedict

[prettycakemachine]

I told him that Tumblr thinks he’s handsome and he seems very pleased.

He’d want me to thank you, so here is a photo of him synchronized sleeping with his sister, French Toast.

[let-itbebabygirl-deactivated202]

Breakfast cats omfg

[icouldbemuchworse]

Eggs Benedict is the best thing to name a cat. What is its nick-name though? Egg? Eggie? So many questions..

[prettycakemachine]

He gets called:

Bennie, Eggs, Eggy, Eggypoo and Benedict Cattyfats.

[prettycakemachine]

I SHOULD ADD THAT THEY HAVE A NEW SISTER. So for the people who have asked, there are 3 total breakfast cats.

The third kitty is Hash Brown. She is very small.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If you are having a bad day please just know that these cats exist <3

[rexuality]

things to call people you HATE

easy bake oven

expired coupon

spam email

wet sock

squeaky grocery cart

inconvenient fire drill

cold bowl of soup

itchy sweater

unnecessary movie sequel

overdraft bank fee

crying baby on a plane

wobbly table

sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around

billy

[frozen-felix]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[bela40]

my attention span is so bad i cant watch something without being on my phone at the same time i always have to have 2 layers of activity when did this happen why is capitalism stealing my soul away the spectacle has me firmly in its grip

[liddelfolk]

Psychology time!

This isn’t having a short attention span (or well maybe thats part of it), but probably something called “Optimal Arousal.”(This is psychology, not anatomy, please keep your mind out of the gutter Xp)

Optimal Arousal goes like this: When effort is low, more stimulus is better. When effort is high, less stimulus is better.

I’ll elaborate. Whenever you do something easy (like maybe some homework as an example), unless something else is happening (like music or a show) you tend to get drawn away or doze off. In this homework scenario, the effort is low, so in order to keep at it and do well on working on it, you need a higher amount of stimulus, like a movie.

If something is hard, like for instance a test, you probably will try to avoid noise, going so far as to hush others so you can concentrate. The effort is high so you want less stimulus.

Keep this in mind. It can help you focus, and make life a lot easier. Dont feel bad for doing lots of different things while you are just chillin. Enjoy the knowledge!

[digitaldiscipline]

This is also the reason that when people get lost or are trying to find an unfamiliar destination, they turn their car stereo down.

[elainapoststhings]

Whoa wait turning down the music so you can “see better” is a real thing and not just something to poke fun at?

[the-last-teabender]

I FEEL SO FUCKING VINDICATED

[stitchywitchcrafts]

I saw this clever idea from @cozysoulcrochet so I had to make some of my own. I am FOREVER forgetting what hook I’m using. 

[its-octopodes]

These are so cute!! 😍

[vigorouslycrocheting]

PH MT FOD THIS IS SO SMART

[vigorouslycrocheting]

Welp I'm not gonna eat dinner tonight

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.