i am running on nothing but brown rice and orange juice and i feel like i can fight god
ANYWAY
I WAS THINKING
you know your typical flower/tattoo shop thingy au
yeah imagine thAT
where viktor works in a flower shop
and
yuuri works in a tattoo parlour
and you know how yuuri walks like the living embodiment of murder during skating competitions
imagine that’s yuuri but 24/7 in this au
and poor viktor has the biggest crush on him
but he’s so sCARED
i feel like at the beginning of this au they wouldn’t have really talked aside from like polite hellos when they happen to run into each other on the street
i mean the places they work in are like right next to each other so you can imagine
they’ve basically just never really interacted - they’re barely acquaintances you know?
AND LIKE IMAGINE
YUURI GOING INTO VIKTORS SHOP OUT OF CURIOSITY ONE DAY BECUASE FLOWERS ARE PRETTY AND SO IS THE MAN WHO HAPPENS TO SELL THEM NEXTDOOR BUT SHUSH
and he and viktor end up talking and exchanging numbers and viktor realises that this menacing tattoo artist who looks like he could kill a man twice in a row with his tattoo needles is literally just a total sweetheart who probably has social anxiety
IMAGINE YUURI WORKING ON FLORAL TATTOO DESIGNS EVERY FREE CHANCE HE GETS BECUASE IT REMINDS HIM OF VIKTOR
OR VIKTOR GOING TO THE PARLOR AND BEGGING YUURI TO DRAW ON HIM BUT ONLY WITH LIKE A BALLPOINT PEN (and if he doesn’t have any other clients to worry about obviously) AND VIKTOR LEAVES AFTER EVERY VISIT LOOKING RAD AS HELL WITH NEW DOODLES ALL OVER HIS BODY
IMAGINE VIKTOR MAKING FLOWER CROWNS FOR YUURI AND TOUGH LOOKING MACHO MAN YUURI GRUMBLES HIS WAY THROUGH CLIENTS IN COMPLETE CONCETRATION WITH DAINTY PEONIES ON HIS HEAD AND EVERYONE GETS A KICK OUT OF IT
yuuri refuses to take them off until he absolutely has to this man would rather die its something viktor made for him and he LOVES IT
and we all know he’s like the nicest cinnamon roll ever anyway he just looks scary
