[zhoudadudugongjin]

the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity

[geryone]

What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

[yamino]

It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. 🦁

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[theconcealedweapon]

[valtsv]

you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”

[cringefail-clown]

seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild

[timetravell]

[bismuth-209]

[dredsu-deactivated20251027]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hey guys it turned out I shouldn’t have stopped taking vitamin d gummies. Get that checked if that’s you.

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."

[rosieofcorona]

just something sexy about a man in total despair

[theprettyhelpless]

[tskullsorrow]

THEY’RE ALL SO PRETTY

[javisfreckles]

Davrin "I'm a patient hunter, don't want to spook the quarry" and then as soon as his crush talks about actually liking him back, he just kisses them mid sentence