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Derek Goffard RP blog | Both Character & Writer are 18+ | MINORS DNI No DNI (except minors, fuck off) , I block freely Derek's a feral little bastard man LMAO
Derek, just curious, what’s your opinion on the flavored lube? Like, the strawberry or other sweet ones?
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Flavored lube is a personal favorite! my go-to is mango pineapple flavor!
//OOC: I'm slowly gaining a new muse, but I kinda want my fiance to roleplay as him first
Do you think Matt would notice if I put a "loser" sticker on his back?
HA! probably not, asshole's oblivious as shit
//OOC: please be proud, I answered alot of those asks uncaffeinated and half awake 😔
🌹🌹roses for you
Aww, well aren't you sweet!
//You know what time it is, oh wise one.. We must. It must happen.
Annoy Derek O’clock.
Let the ass throwing in the shape of a rhombus commence.
This is a heads up so you don’t get overwhelmed if you see a lot of “throw that ass in a (insert shape here)” bc we worry about you :3
//OOC: oh those asks don't overwhelm me anymore, right now it's the large amount of DerekGPT asks that kinda are but I appreciate the concern! I'll be okay, I'm definitely pacing myself today (gotta love chronic illness 😔✌️)
DerekGPT i need your advice. How do i(AFAB) appear sexy when im 5 ft with no curves??
How should I know? I'm not AFAB. but I'm sure you look fine or whatever.
THROW IT IN A TRIANGLE WHITE BOY
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FUCK NO!
DerekGPT is it ok to find a bald overweight man hot if he’s rich?
If he's rich, he could look like a bald rat for all you care! go for it!
derekGPT would you rather sacrifice your lover to save the world ,or sacrifice the world to save your lover. Or sacrifice yourself to save the world and your lover
None of that, I ain't sacrificing shit! besides I don't keep "lovers"
derekGPT do you like goth girls?
Pfft, who fucking doesn't? but yeah, I like goth chicks!
//OOC: Sweety Sweety by And One has been stuck in my head ever since I discovered Wh4t 1 W0uldn't d0
God I love Daniel
//OOC: gonna hop offline for the night, I pushed myself into a massive chronic fatigue flare up
I'll be more active on discord!
Hey Mun.
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Enjoy.
//OOC: LMAO HELP THESE ARE GREAT
Our little princess with a disorder.
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//OOC: Me 🤝 Derek This Ask
Mun and Derek truly are two different personalities and aesthetics. And I live for it.
//OOC: my aesthetic is *vague hand gestures* and don't get me started on personality LMAO