YOU ARE THE REASON
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EXPECTATIONS
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
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hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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occasionally subtle
todays bird
taylor price
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@moistcornbread
I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself âiâm such a locationpilled scampercelâ and then perfectly envisioned this image
please i've already hurt so much
if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like âWHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVEâ like when your cat is chewing something you didnât feed them
me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing
Back when God was still listening
Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.
A coworker casually said âeveryone else likes youâ (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????
Ponyo + Devonian Sea Life
Finally finished teaching oranghutans agriculture. Now I'm off to teach dolphins how to war.
ants already know both of those things
who do you think taught me?
This is the shit I like.
everything is clear to me now
Okay thatâs fucking amazing
Everyone needs this on their dash
I really like this tree..
Finally!
Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him
my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive
i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life
u heard him ladies
my body physically can not handle seeing âI donât acknowledge any PokĂ©mon past the original 151â like,,, not only are you not allowed to have an opinion ever again, but you are clearly the most boring type of person
once you get to mew no other pokemon matters anymore
Itâs a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, and youâre an unstoppable killing machine from the Pleistocene epoch that Death forgot.
I donât remember reblogging this but it came up on my feed by me, I was posessed by the elder moose spirit
Consider this:
meanwhile, Mario:
What a year this week has been.
Itâs Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
