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Riley Vi - trans - she/her

[dykeplier-deactivated20240511]

DYKE!

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[thewackypegasus]

[ID: the first image is a page from a book with an illuminated first letter to text which reads, "apologies, my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?" the second image is a picture of laszlo cravensworth from what we do in the shadows. end ID.]

[our-queer-experience]

hello lesbians and bisexuals in my phone i think you may appreciate this one

[c3rvida3]

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[kosmogrl]

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[itsagifnotagif]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[wizardlyghost]

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

[wizardlyghost]

[thememedaddy]

[redstonedust]

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[geologyin-blog]

Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

[1aim2kill3]

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[prawnlegs]

been sitting on this one for a WHILE