[impaled]

[terefah]

every day i wake up and think of five new ways to disappoint my father just to keep my mind sharp 😌

[herolog-endeavor]

Can you do anything cool with your flames?

I can cook -

[citizenlog-natsu]

No he can’t.

[villainlog-dabi]

No he cant

[tender-suggestions]

Extra gay with a side of sleepy.

[villainlog-dabi]

Dad hugged me and I feel unclean, please help. -Natsuo

Youre gonna have to burn those clothes. Or i can

[villainlog-spinner]

HEY GAMERS if I was a pokemon, what would I be? 

[villainlog-dabi]

Grovyle

[villainlog-spinner]

Oh, I like that! You’re uh… uhhhh… hm… an Alolan Marowak! Cuz you’re fire matches!

[villainlog-dabi]

And @herolog-endeavor is a mr mime cause hes a fucking clown

[villainlog-spinner]

HEY GAMERS if I was a pokemon, what would I be? 

[villainlog-dabi]

Grovyle

[villainlog-dabi]

If you have an ice quirk, im coming for your life

[citizenlog-rei]

Yes, yes, the window’s unlocked. 

[villainlog-spinner]

Can I come too, Dabs says you have a heated blanket

[villainlog-dabi]

Tea, too

[villainlog-dabi]

If you have an ice quirk, im coming for your life

[herolog-endeavor]

Out of curiosity if someone threw you in a volcano would you survive?

Probably not. I may not be too easily prone to burning but it probably would cause severe damage.

[citizenlog-natsu]

@villainlog-dabi @herolog-todorokishoto I just had the best idea for brotherly bonding time!

[villainlog-dabi]

Ill bring a camera so we can show mom

[narutwitter]

[villainlog-dabi]

Please pray for my boss. There’s nothing wrong with him, hes just crusty af

[villainlog-dabi]

@villainlog-tomura

[gunpla]

[silentlycrazy]

National scrub the lizard day!

[citizenlog-natsu]

[villainlog-dabi]

Hey, bro... So, I can't sleep, and I keep thinking about everything that happened. And I'm sorry I didn't know you were, you know... still alive. I mean, you went through so much, and then you just went through *more* shit. -Natsu

Its fine. Soon everyone will know.

[themadcapmathematician]

sometimes i really wish bnha was played just a little less straight and focused just a little more on the villians because literally everything about The League is the funniest and best thing I’ve ever seen. theyve got a lizard guy with a sword. theyve got a cloud bartender perpetually dressed in formal attire. theyve got an angry gamer who can melt things with his finger tips and always sounds like he forgot his inhaler at home. theyve got a stabby highschooler. theyve got a slovenly goth who hates his dad. theyve got multiple slovenly goths who hate their dads. now they’ve got a birdman(?) their acronym is LoV. their hideout was a fancy bar, and then it was a dumpster. their agenda is more or less Really Hating This One Guy Real Bad. only one of them has a braincell and its the cloud bartender. idk where they get their funding but they mostly run on The Power Of Found Family. none of them, i assume, can drive. sexy, ridiclous, and ripe for comedy

[villainlog-kurogiri]

Dies Kurogiri actually drink the alcohol? I know he serves it, but does he drink it?

I drink it sometimes, usually when I’m feeling particularly stressed due to certain LoV members whose names I won’t specify here.

[villainlog-dabi]

Bet its me