rexx-is-the-worst

villainous_pinecone on AO3 I'm a freeeak, I'm a weirdoooo - ALSO I DONT HAVE MONEY SORRY

[villainousrexx]

welcome to my evil, villianous blog

this is a personal blog where i post whatever's on my mind. i don't have a dni but if i start arguing with someone i will not give up-- because i find arguing the funniest shit ever

18, genderfluid, any pronouns but they/he is my prefered this one moment

i use the tag #villianousrexxposting to describe more personal posts, villianousrexxwriting to share both my writing and poems, and #villianousbreakuparc to describe,,, you guessed it

As for writing itself, my first draft is partially 'published' on a03, with snippets on here under the Church of the Returned. Thats now the series name, and I'm working on the first book: The Doomed City. Will probably tag the doomed city stuff like #writingthedoomedcity

(though most of my writing is going to my alt, @villianously-penned )

im am rexx, king of nerds, losers and idiots. Stultus Rexx, lover of writing and art. Stay for a while, if you want. :)

[markrosewater]

If/When: The bird man from Invincible Aura gets a legendary creature card.

Do you mean Indestructible Aura? This guy?

The answer is if.

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[00000066]

[kirukrono]

Don't dream it, BE IT!

[crabussy]

(guy who can draw horses and hands easily but can't draw hugs or kisses to save his life) yeah I just like it when the characters are just standing next to each other. no need to make their adoration too obvious you know. and I turned this one into a centaur,

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[innovadesexual]

went to the pharmacy after work and when i came back to my car what i can only assume was the whole kong family had disposed of their banana peels, no doubt intended as an attempt on my life

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[birdsareblooming]

2026 child when a kidnapper tries to sequester them but they remember william afton taking those kids to the secret back room

[birdsareblooming]

michael if he was smart

[unyieldingsilence]

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[shevr]

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[confines]

communication

[spacecat24-7]

unironically I will block you for saying “my Shayla” about your blorbo. The meme came from people mocking a Black man for crying for his daughter. When you say that about a sketch of Skinny White Dude #27 you are treating Black pain as a joke. I want to assume most people don’t know the context and wouldn’t use it if they did but too many of yall straight up do not care and would keep using it anyways

either way now you do know, so you can either be better or shut the fuck up

[tall]

1996

[realshinjiikari]