Schrödinger's Pussy

Nothing I say has substance its not even funny

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

HEY

I'm Vincent, I <3 shitposting and being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ❤️/hj

READ THESE!!!(especially if ur gonna dm me)

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Fandoms/Interests

IHNMaiMS

Writing (this is the main to a writing blog)

Video essays

Music 「ion play an instrument tho :(」

TADC

Bojack Horseman

Gardening/plants

Fashion

Love Lies Bleeding

etc

「I’ll add them as I remember」

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DNI</3 aka F off

Pedophiles, Homophobes, Fashion haters, Racists, Sexists, Bigots, MAGA, Trump supporters, Anti-Semitic, Fatphobes, Transphobes, People who actually bully, Annoying mofos, IRL FRIENDS /hj, Employers!!!, Profs!!!, Ion really care how old u r as long as ur not 14 or 26+

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

There is no good reason for my friends to be calling me avoidant ion even act avoidant

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

Arm wrestling her, knowing I'll lose,

I just want her to overpower me XP

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

AGAHAHGAHQHAGQHQGGAGAGA NOTHINGN EVEN FUCKINF MATTERS ANYMORE

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

Animals by Nickleback is my fantasy

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

No cuz I fear I’ve never actually lost before, like I’ve only had one relationship sure but the first guy I liked Ik liked me back the next guy I liked same thing so on and so forth, but like the relationship things not my game.

SO THIS TIME WHEN I WAS LIKE OK LEMME TRY…

I get rejected which is crazy that has never happened and I’ve been wondering why this is hitting so hard and I realize I have never had to deal with this emotion before??? I’ve always done ts to others but never has it been done to me like unless u count the second guy and that weird yearning Angst that hung around for a lil (it was years) too long but he said he liked me how genuine that was doesn’t matter cuz it wasn’t a rejection. But I also technically wasn’t formally rejected this time cuz I ran the “u don’t have to respond bs” but actually I regret saying that u do have to respond i wanna know why not actually?!? Like is it gonna contribute to another half decade of tryna make myself good enough… maybe but i need it for my character development cuz highkey my mentality is whatever the person i like likes in a person is who i want to be but that’s a whole different post ;p

This is pmo but honestly the only way to get over rejection is to get rejected again but the problem with that is everyone who is worth a shot is lowkey problematic to ball with ykwim?!? Like there should be a spot where I can throw air ball after airball and it’s lowkey just normal… but it can’t ever affect me in any way besides like my ego being a lil bruised yk cuz ion wanna have to deal with the consequences of my actions i fear im immature and lazy like that.

Where the hoes that finna let me fumble 😋

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

Nvm ion care anymore it was just late and I was lonely 😋

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

No cuz I fear I’ve never actually lost before, like I’ve only had one relationship sure but the first guy I liked Ik liked me back the next guy I liked same thing so on and so forth, but like the relationship things not my game.

SO THIS TIME WHEN I WAS LIKE OK LEMME TRY…

I get rejected which is crazy that has never happened and I’ve been wondering why this is hitting so hard and I realize I have never had to deal with this emotion before??? I’ve always done ts to others but never has it been done to me like unless u count the second guy and that weird yearning Angst that hung around for a lil (it was years) too long but he said he liked me how genuine that was doesn’t matter cuz it wasn’t a rejection. But I also technically wasn’t formally rejected this time cuz I ran the “u don’t have to respond bs” but actually I regret saying that u do have to respond i wanna know why not actually?!? Like is it gonna contribute to another half decade of tryna make myself good enough… maybe but i need it for my character development cuz highkey my mentality is whatever the person i like likes in a person is who i want to be but that’s a whole different post ;p

This is pmo but honestly the only way to get over rejection is to get rejected again but the problem with that is everyone who is worth a shot is lowkey problematic to ball with ykwim?!? Like there should be a spot where I can throw air ball after airball and it’s lowkey just normal… but it can’t ever affect me in any way besides like my ego being a lil bruised yk cuz ion wanna have to deal with the consequences of my actions i fear im immature and lazy like that.

Where the hoes that finna let me fumble 😋

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

SUBTERFUGE

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

SUBTERFUGE

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

SUBTERFUGE

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

IT WASNT EVEN MY FRIENDSHIP BREAK UP AND IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

LMAO I just remember what triggered me and it was so stupid

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

IT WASNT EVEN MY FRIENDSHIP BREAK UP AND IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

I HATE BITCHES WHO BE GOIN THROUGH MY PHONE

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

My dream blunt rotation consists of a lot of my friends parents

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

Playing double or nothing with my happiness rn

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

Meh

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

NVM I HAVE CHOSEN THE LOSING DOG

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

In all honesty the dog was like 3rd place

[vinc3ntb1t3z]

Holy shit I just remembered a dish from my childhood i haven’t had in years?!?!

[joeyclaire]

class of 2013 has killed people