I have really nice pants

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People who wait until the very last second to turn in their test so the rest of the class can have extra free time are the backbone of this great nation

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Miette is not OSHA approved.

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Isn't it funny how just one good fanart can change your entire opinion on a character?

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Being somewhere before it opens is so funny because there could be two people re-enacting the titanic, a couple making out, someone barely holding on to being awake, and the only thing we all have in common is that we needed to be here

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Is there a word for " I'm introverted but also scared that people think I'm being rude or mean if I avoid eye contact and conversation, so I talk to them and internalise my panic attacks"? Asking for a friend

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Is there a word for " I'm introverted but also scared that people think I'm being rude or mean if I avoid eye contact and conversation, so I talk to them and internalise my panic attacks"? Asking for a friend

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Legends Arceus 2: Emmet punches God

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When you parents think they influenced your taste in music and you have to sit them down and say "no besties, this is is purely my friends, the radio and 2018 tiktok"

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How come in every piece of horror media when someone eats human meat they're like "oh this tastes so good. Tell the chef it's amazing" like does human taste good? Does anyone know?

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There needs to be a website where people who are really skilled with computers and coding, but can't think of ideas, are paired with really creative people, that can't code for shit or even turn on a computer so people can make like mod packs, and skins, and fun games together

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True struggle is not being able to leave your room because it's already the afternoon and your mum will laugh and call you names because you haven't left your room

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Nah why does October have a Friday 13th this year. This decade does not need anymore bad shit happening I'm barely coping as is

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My shoe was wet so I put it directly under an air conditioner and I put my shoe back on and it wAS SO COLD OMG OMG OMG OMG

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Mother has forbidden me from naruto shuffling through the halls

(it's basically naruto running but my feet don't leave the floor)

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That feeling when you're trying to text a friend asking if they want to meet up but your running off shitty mobile data and the messages aren't going through..........

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Let's play a game called "how many times can one fucking npc get a red shell in Mario Kart and hit me, on top of how manys times someone else got a blue shell." The answer is 8 RED SHELLS AND 4 BLUE SHELLS and they were timed just enough apart that they'd hit whenever my immunity from the previous shell was up

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Hair dye packets be like: EXTREMLY toxic. do NOT USE if you have an allergy to hair dye. seek HELP if your HAIR FALLS OUT

And I'm over here like: no fuck you I want purple hair