cookie goblin

[pukicho]

The three L’s

Live Life Laxatively

[vintagelegbones]

magnesium supplements be like

[pukicho]

Hey what’s ur opinion on jelly donuts

You really just wanna die, huh

[vintagelegbones]

i just got asked out by my crush im so fcking happy 😭

[rnock]

[vintagelegbones]

is it

a) coronavirus

b) allergies

c) my body retaliating after a good cry

d) all of the above

[pukicho]

Wait a minute. I like to laugh?? He likes to laugh? I'm joker ?

[theweirdgirl606]

Tell me a joke! :D please?

[pukicho]

Wanna know how I got scars?

[venisonghost]

No

[pukicho]

First you want me to say a joke, then you don't?? Make up your mind

[pukicho]

Wait you're not the same person

[pukicho]

Fuck you

[vintagelegbones]

therapist: bee movie fanfiction isn't real it can't hurt you

bee movie fanfiction:

[brattylikestoeat]

[vintagelegbones]

beeg homborger

[vintagelegbones]

does anyone remember when dolores was trying to do a stakeout and some asswipe tried to hit on her and she just turned her head to the side and said "f u c k o f f" like a boss ass bitch and it just?? worked??? where do I get this energy

[xno-chill-memesx]

So true lol

[catasters]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[vintagelegbones]

if your spaghetti starts foaming at the mouth please turn down the heat and take it to the vet

[aakritiarts]

Watercolor painting

22"X30" sold

[justcatposts]

[vintagelegbones]

😳

👉👈

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vintagelegbones]

you too