Taxidermy, Tight Trousers and Tea

Still here, Still queer )( 24 )( Pronouns: Whatever )( British )( BiRo/Aego/Poly )( Came out here to have a good time )( Depressed but well dressed

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[macabro]

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

[macabro]

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

[faeriedreams]

you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it

[villainpencils]

And did she stutter?

[cranberryspringart]

... wasn't that the point of x-men? To be an allegory for marginalized groups.....?

How do you hit the point and miss it so badly?

[felinepeachy]

Based on that one meme

[meburgers]

theyre so dupid

[palesweetdeeer]

I’m a very big fan of ‘Grace Rocky sleep, Adrian watch’

[freckled-moss]

Spreading more tiny Adrian agenda

[bybats]

It's hard to tie your hair with one arm but there's no problem for Simon anymore.

[chromaticrainarts]

Made this in 10 minutes but you see the vision, statement

[c4ndyc41n]

co-working (and co-shrimping) ft. rocktiz

remembering I have free will so I veryyy self indulgently made his 5th limb a mechanical claw-like extension… for no particular reason at all 🤓

[shrugsinchinese]

Outing Part 1/2

Kidnaps you from the hospital so we can hang out

[paper-lilypie]

i dunno i think they like each other

[bismuthfool]

Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking

[banchii]

My chud polycule whom I love

[beachsideufo]

picture made in a haze