Talk about the next box office hit right there. Football player gets attacked by his ugly truck created by Tesla because he told it to drive off a cliff. You could always make your assistant make the cards. Make them earn their paycheck with some hand crafted Christmas cards, but you mean to tell me that you are going to go to all 50 people and deliver the card with a hug? Did hear there is penis macaroni, so you could really enjoy your meal. If you swing that way.Â
Now thatâs a headline Iâd be interested in reading instead on another front page article on how Trump has fucked up yet again. Sounds like a potential episode of Black Mirror, if you ask me. Might as well get my assistant to decorate my whole apartment with spray-painted macaroni, am I right? And no, I donât go to people, I make them come to me. Throw a Christmas party, and emphasise that gifts will only be given at the event. Perhaps Iâll serve penis macaroni this year, what do you think? Feels kind of festive to me.
â buying gifts for people that already have mostly everything is difficult. it also doesnât help if you wanna make it sentimental because of the same shit, they have everything already. †honestly, i think iâd be pretty content if gift giving on christmas wasnât a thing. †iâm a simple guy, i just want world peace, long walks on the beach, and for there to be no gift giving on christmas.  â
you call that simple? man, iâm not sure if amazon sells world peace, but rest assured, iâm trying my luck! and long walks on the beach... well, that would depend on the company. the last thing iâd want is to walk on the beach with my 2nd aunt, who enjoys conducting annual vogue interviews with me. but no gift giving? count me in. perhaps that should be my new philanthropic cause this christmas.
Bella understood sticking to a specific diet, she had to make sure to stay in good shape for dancing, especially with partners since they often had to lift her. âIâll save you some for the day you eat sweets. Promise!â She said with a smile and started to ice the now cooled off cookies as Violet began work on some kind of shake it seemed. âNice to meet you Violet! How long have you been in the house?â The red head hadnât even watched the show before so she had no idea who was who except some singers and actors, and she certainly didnât know how long people had been there. â4:30. My body is trying to figure out what time it is from the massive time change.â Her giggle was soft and she smiled at the girl. âWhat are you making?â
âI arrived last night actually. Guess you did too?â Violet responded, as she rationed out the portions of the various frozen fruits laid before her. Gracefully, she begun throwing in the various ingredients into the blender according to muscle memory. âWow, 4.30... thatâs a whole lot of dedication to this! Hopefully others will get to enjoy them,â she remarked in bewilderment. How could someone possibly wake up this early to make cookies? Violet herself could barely wake up for morning photoshoots, and those were part of her job. âJust the usual green juice,â Violet replied as she poured her concoction into a nearby mason jar. âSpinach, frozen bananas, berries, protein, and coconut water. Itâs really my go-to breakfast. Want to try some?â
not worry, no judgment around here. i didnât really get good at buying gifts until like three years ago. not really into teslas, but i get what you mean. i usually just buy a bunch of things and figure it out the night before, but gift cards are always good backup plan. If thereâs one thing rich people like for christmas is more money.
Yeah I totally get the buying of random things. Sometimes it means clearing half the diptyque stock available. Half the fun is really just keeping the scents I like and giving the rest away. Gift cards were always a bit tricky, because then comes the whole trouble of determining the right amount to give.
Well first of all if sheâs actually allergic to wine that is a god damn travesty. And second, I find that any kind of alcohol is a good gift. That or snacks.
Yeah, I guess that allergy makes up for her shit personality. I mean, no normal person is allergic to wine, or at least, acts as if I was supposed to dig that fact out of wikipedia or something. And yeah, even if you donât drink alcohol, you could still ship it off to another party.Â
Well, the shade could have been a little shadier, if you ask me. Throw it without any second thoughts. That thing is the farthest thing from being fancy. If I got gifted that ugly thing, Iâd probably tell it to drive off a cliff or something. Why waste the money in store bought? Make the cards and to make it extra cheesy, throw some macaroni on it.
... And itâd probably survive the cliff fall and somehow make its way back to your place. Money costs less than time though - 50 cards that my assistant can easily pick up seems a lot less troublesome than crafting 50 cards from scratch. Plus, why waste macaroni on people when you can just enjoy it in a meal?
Well I donât think anyone is expecting a Tesla around here. But I see your point. I personally like thoughtful gifts, no matter how small or inexpensive. Just knowing someone thought of me is nice.
Yeah, that works for friends and family. But work acquaintances? Now thatâs the real problem here. Used to give bottles of wine as a go-to, till someone frowned upon me because she was supposedly âallergicâ.
No no, I actually agree with you. Buying Christmas gifts for people is a fucking piss take. I just get everyone alcohol, boxes of chocolates and vouchers. Easiest thing to leave high and let dry. How about a jar of air, and on the jar it actually says why you got them that particular jar. All over those weird Wish shopping sites sweetheart.Â
Alcohol's a classic but wow, air! What a brilliant idea! With pollution these days, air might actually be something these people will appreciate. Now the thing is, am I ordering it as a gift, or just so I can laugh at how some people will still flail their arms all over me as if its the best gift theyâve received all year?
Did you really just ask a bunch of rich people what to get other rich people after stating how much you hate buying gifts? Why not just tell them to eat shit and they can buy their own crap? Not to mention, if you gift anyone that Tesla truck, then you minus well gift them a bag of coal instead.
I just did! Was hoping to draw some inspiration whilst throwing a bit of shade you know? Hmm, fair point. I mean, at the rate theyâre going, coal literally seems more useful than another fancy truck thatâll take up space in their compounds. Perhaps Iâll toss in a hug and a store-bought card to make it a bit more heartfelt - thatâs all people do these days anyway.
You know what I absolutely hate about Christmas? Buying gifts. Now wait, before you judge me, let me clarify myself. When I say buying gifts, I mean buying gifts for rich people. I mean, they have everything. What am I supposed to get someone who buys new sports cars as a hobby? The latest Tesla?
Isabella had only arrived at the house the night before, but per her usual attitude, she wanted to make a good impression and get people to like her, so as soon as she woke up she set to work making Christmas cookies. She had just pulled the first batch out of the oven when she heard someone walk into the kitchen. âOh hello!â The red head said in her sing-song voice. âBeautiful day isnât it?â Her lips curled into a smile as she looked over at the person who had come in. âPlease feel free to take a cookie. Theyâre fresh. Just be careful because they just came out of the oven!â Bella went back to cutting out specific shapes and placing them on the pan before she slid it back into the oven. She turned around to the person again. âSorry, I didnât even introduce myself. How rude of me.â The red head held her hand out. âIâm Isabella. But please feel free to call me Bella.â
Being in a new environment didnât mean that Violet intended to break her morning routine - Her days still begun with the usual green juice. She prodded her way toward the kitchen only for the crisp scent of freshly baked cookies to waft through the air. Mmm - she closed her eyes to indulge in the smell, only for a perky hello to startle her. âYeah, today looks great,â Violet responded courteously to the redhead who was dutifully cutting more cookies. Upon the offer, she glanced down at the cookies that were neatly piled up on a plate. âAh, Iâve got to give those a miss. I usually only eat desserts once a week, you know, the typical diet rules,â she laughed. âThey smell and look great though!â Violet made her way toward the fridge, searching for the usual frozen vegetables and fruits for her morning beverage. Setting them down on another counter, she sprung around as the girl introduced herself. âNice to meet you, Bella.â Violet shook her hand. âIâm Violet, Violet Maddock,â she smiled. âItâs great that youâve taken the effort to make all these cookies. How early did you start? 4..5am?â
[SHE/HER & 24/23 APRIL 1995] Is that GIGI HADID?! No itâs just VIOLET MADDOCK. From our interview we have heard that the RENEGADE is apparently a MODEL whoâs been living a lavish lifestyle in SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA with 19M followers! Now that theyâve signed a contact to pricelesshqs fans will be ecstatic to see them on screen. But rumor has it they are hard to deal with as theyâre IMPULSIVE, CONCEITED, VAIN Fortunately for us weâve heard theyâre actually CHARMING, LOYAL, OPEN-MINDED. Â Letâs see how they survive our show while they arrive in the luxurious life of pricelesshqs! (thalia, 20, gmt+8)
violet grew up as a single child in a humble san jose household, before getting scouted on the streets at just 13 years old and thrown into the modelling industry. every since then, itâs just been a daily climb toward success.
fame has definitely changed her toward being snarky, feisty, and conceited. she absolutely abhors how the industry is vicious toward anyone within it, but has ended up being a representative product. to her, fame is all about the survival of the fittest, and sheâs ready to take anyone down to guarantee her place ahead.
her success hasnât come easily though. undeniably sheâs had to rely on a couple of romantic scandals to climb her way into the spotlight, and doing this show is just another segment of her managerâs chart toward her success.
relationships: doesnât believe in them beyond publicity purposes. way too busy for love, plus itâs difficult to juggle a genuine relationship and a press relationship at the same time. sheâs down for a good conversation, only if youâre deemed to be worth her time, and rarely opens up to individuals.
favourite things: loves salad bowls, but also has a soft spot for good olâ new york bagels on cheat days. hobbies include kickboxing because itâs a good form of stress relief, photography because sometimes its better to be behind the camera, and binge watching true crime tv shows.
Wanted Connections
Iâm really open to anything, so feel free to drop me a message! But itâd be great if there is someone from her younger years in the industry whom she really trusts and has watched her change throughout the years.Â
