Violet Beauregarde

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[chxrliesbvckets]

the crumbs of content, the crumbs

[chxrliesbvckets]

who remembers my ao3 mike and charlie fic 🏃‍♀️

i kinda wanna continue it

[chxrliesbvckets]

i be like mike and charlie this🙄 mike and charlie that😐

mf maybe augustus and charlie are cute

[chxrliesbvckets]

anyways i’m so bored i’m thinking about mike and charlie 🏃‍♀️

[chxrliesbvckets]

a reminder to stan miss anna sophia

[thesiouxzy]

My period is here, it’s 34° gray & sNOwing. I’ve been *bucketing all day with Mr. Socks. 😺🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ll be productive tomorrow. For today, you can call me Grandpa Joe.

*Bucketing: Lounging in the same spot all day like one of Charlie Bucket’s grandparents. When your housemate returns from work, you’re where you were on the couch when they left. Bucketing. 🍫

“Tomorrow, I’ll do it tomorrow...” -Me (repeat the next day)

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

“Ven life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life vill be all like, “Vat?””

— Augustus Gloop

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Mrs. Teavee: Hey! Where's Mikey?

Wonka: Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Mrs. Teavee: Willy, that was a stop sign!

Wonka: I'll stop twice on the way back.

[berrybluebeauregarde]

I'm almost to 300 followers!!

[violetxberryxbeauregarde]

Congratulations!!!

[verbalrickroll]

Mike getting stretchmarks after going back to his normal height (AKA after the taffy puller height wore off)

Breathe if you agree

[wonkaworldwide]

Which Willy Wonka are you today?

[violent-bulldog]

Mrs Beauregard: I can’t have a blueberry for a daughter, how is she supposed to compete?

Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair

Mrs Beauregard:

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Violet: Netflix and Chill.

Augustus: Youtube und Schnuggle!

Mike: A random pirated website and taking over the government.

Veruca: HULU AND FUCK.

[verucastutu]

we all agree that Mike and Violet are dating?

[verucastutu]

Charlie: *holds the door open for Augustus* after you.

Augustus: No, after you.

Charlie: I instist,please.

Mike: *pushes past both of them*

after me.

[oatyisnotpayingattention-deacti]

Okay...

Okay hear me out...

Mike Teavee's Dad

And Violet Bearegardes mum

Equals this feral gremlin

Like someone please tell me I'm not seeing things here like come on

Mike even has the skull shirt

[verucastutu]

HOLY crap-