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Note: Sending me the same ask over and over again will not get you an answer. You'll most likely be blocked if anything.
Also, this is not a headcanons blog. It's an incorrect quotes blog.
Also, I am not as big of a fan of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as I used to be. I'm currently more into A Christmas Carol. I still have this blog up for the CatCF fans, though.
Mike: Why do people say it's raining cats and dogs? Is it like a prank to get kids who want a free pet to run outside and get soaked? I mean, what do cats and dogs have to do with water, anyway? Wouldn't aquatic animals make for better imagery? Also why not use different species depending on the severity? If I said it was raining salmon and otters one day, and sharks and whales the next, you'd know which was heavier.
Charlie: So what would THIS rain be?
Mike: It's pretty light. I'd probably just say it's raining leeches and roundworms.
Charlie: (rubbing his raincoat) Eww! Yuck!
Mike: See? And you can still prank kids if you want!
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No nuance, which do you feel safer around?
----trans women
----"terfs"
No nuance, which do you feel safer around?
trans women
"terfs"
TERFs are the only ones reblogging this so the votes are skewed lmao
Make TERFs lose, spread this poll 💖
TERFs are judgmental to all women so why in the hell would I feel safe around them. I’d constantly be walking on eggshells around them where with Transwomen I feel like I could just be myself.
Augustus: (sniiiiiffffff) I love zis time of year. Ze colors… Ze crisp morning air… Und ze leaves… I love ze sound zey make as you valk zrough zem. *crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch* Augustus: I love anyzing zat reminds me of potato chips.
People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so
What is your race (predominantly)
White
Latino
Middle Eastern
Asian
Black
Indigenous American
Aboriginal Australian
Pacific Islander
Mixed
Other
DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.
Uh.... Please reblog this and cast as wide a net as possible
Charlie: Mike's really a victim of fear and of pride. Look close and there must be a sweet boy inside. Grandpa George: Naaaah!
Augustus: Vat time is it? Charlie: Two o'clock. Augustus: Too early for breakfast? Charlie: Yes. Augustus: Oh goody, suppertime!
Mike: (standing next to Veruca and holding a water balloon) Veruca… A water balloon… (takes out a pin and makes an evil face) A pin… *POP* Mike: (soaked, while Veruca is completely dry) That didn't turn out quite how I had hoped.
Wonka: You're a little absent-minded, kiddo.
Augustus: Nein, I am a LARGE, absent-minded kiddo!
Seriously, "The Little Drummer Boy" literally never made sense to me. Especially after I had my own kids. Like, I have an infant. It's FINALLY SLEEPING. And some kid comes up and asks to play a drum? As a gift?! NO. A thousand times no. Get out of here, kid. Come back when you can hum a melody quietly.
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Wonka: Charlie, I feel refreshed! I feel alive! HOOOW ARE YOOOU? HUUUH? Charlie: (looks at the camera) New mouthwash.
Veruca: What does it mean if you are given something posthumously? Mike: I think it means they kick you in the rear. Charlie: That's 'posterior'. 'Posthumous' is after you die. Augustus: I'd hate to get kicked in ze rear after I die.
(Violet and her mother are watching football on TV.) Announcer: A spectacular catch for another first down! Mrs. Beauregarde: Come on, ref, move those chains! Violet: Yeah! Mrs. Gloop: (enters) Vy are you vatching football? (changes the channel) Look, "A Christmas Carol" is on! Oooh, look, it's Jacob Marley's ghost! Mrs. Beauregarde: (less excitedly) Come on, Jacob, move those chains. Violet: Somehow it's not the same...
Wonka: (Sips his coffee, then looks shocked) Charlie: (Singing) Feeelings… Wonka: (Angrily spits out his coffee) What is a karaoke machine doing in the Chocolate Room?
Mr. Salt: Don't worry, I'm going to help you with your Deutsch. Veruca: Okay, that's fine, but I really think I need help with my German if I'm going to impress Augustus. Mr. Salt: Deutsch is German. Veruca: German for what?
Mike: In here is every clock radio I’ve ever owned. Calculators, VHS tapes. Yeah. Oh. Sporting equipment.
Violet: You have sporting equipment?
Mike: Well, oh, it’s just a, it’s a, a golf ball that my cousin threw at my head. You can still feel the dent. It’s right next to the hockey puck dent.
Violet: Okay, why do you have a bin of pine cones?
Mike: I used to collect them as a child. The spiral of scales open in the Fibonacci sequence. A fact that, when you tell your cousin, gets a golf ball thrown at your head.
Violet: So, why do you feel you need to save these things?
Mike: I’d like to say it’s nostalgia, but every time I think of throwing anything away, my ears start to ring, and I get butterflies in my stomach. And then it feels like the butterflies get eaten by rats, and then the, the rats get eaten by…
Violet: Okay. I get it. I get it.
Mike: It ends with dinosaurs. I’m sorry if you think less of me.
Violet: I don’t.
Mike: Really? ‘Cause every time I come in here, I think less of me.
Violet: Why?
Mike: Because I’m a fraud. No. I purport to be a boy of the mind. I’ve been such a, a vocal champion of the singularity, but how can I leave my body behind and become one with the internet when I’ve never even thrown a toothbrush away?
Violet: It’s okay, Mike. You know, I’ve saved a lot of weird things, too.
Mike: Like what?
Violet: Well, um, did you know I still have the wrapper from the first gum I ever chewed? It's a Wrigley's.
Mike: I have an old teddy bear I secretly wiped my nose on for years.
Violet: It’s not a contest.
