HEY IM ASHLEY...YUP THAT'S ME :D

Ig-smashley1_13_92 Vine -smashley follow me :) ask and you shall recieve -Ashley http://ashbash19922.wix.com/violinist2001

[violinist01]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[violinist01]

Wale bad :)

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[gratitudechangesthings-deactiva]

You are not a stranger. You are only ever Father, Provider, Healer, Defender. You are mine forever, and there will be no other Savior and keeper, lover and friend.

Steffany Gretzinger, Open Over Us //

[fibonacci-to-infinity]

CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT

[didney-worl-no-uta]

YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST

[thatsthat24]

So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?

[rebelievers-deactivated20260308]

no offence but i wanna be so fucking happy in 2018

[localstarboy]

when you’re trying to be down but it’s just not built like that:

[ravenjm]

i love everything about this lmao

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[imjustjason]

Being black in front of white people and not caring

[familyguyonfox]

When you realize you can turn yourself into a #FamilyGuy character… FamilyGuyYourself.com 🎉

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

oh this is fucking dope

[fursecuted]

I’ve always wanted Peter to step on me..

[childhoodruiner]

it me

[musically-masked]

Really captures how fuckin boring I am

[violinist01]

[ehdreeahnah]

I was one of those freaks who wasn't allowed video games as a kid, so here is what I did with my life while everyone else and their mother was playing N64 and Gameboy:

[violinist01]

And that’s why I succeeded because my parents said no to video games

[kristensnotebook]

[violinist01]

Words for the soul

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Friends could never

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[violinist01]

First time seeing this and wtf is all I can say

[3rdheart]

[knitmeapony]

Kids.  Teenagers.  As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.

You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.

And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.  

You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends.  You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.  

Go.  Document the shit out of your ridiculous life.  Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in.  Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all.  Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Just don’t hurt people.  That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.

[violinist01]

Life

[lunacourtois]

[violinist01]

This is goals 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 I'm so simple

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one