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[markv5]

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

[dualityofsquid]

“two perpetually smiling emeralds on plush silver :3”

[princesstigerbelle]

Spectacular translation

[mint-corset]

@klubbhead-dos

[klubbhead-dos]

Oh wow

[firedrill]

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[incendavery]

no moment like the present moment

[twee-lil-paws]

This is the emotional polar opposite of this image:

[incendavery]

holy shit

[justsomeantifas]

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

[invaderxan]

Jeff Bezos currently has a net worth of $133.2 billion. 

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime. 

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply. 

I’m just saying. 

[ceekari]

I can’t imagine having that kind of money and NOT trying to help others with it.

[retrogamingblog]

Kirby Bath Bomb from Japan

[warmbajablast]

turn your bath water into piss to unlock kirby

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

kirby pees in your pool simulator

[serotnin]

when everyone is asleep but your paranoia spikes outta nowhere

[despaircrossing]

[lovingrot]

*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

[greystripe]

[394627486283962718494]

The Paul siblings 😍😍😍

[shaggykilledgod]

[toastbutteregg]

me: *opens Facebook app*

facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?

[amydicinta]

[hellyeahvideogamemusic]

[official-venom-snake]

The only thing tempting me to play resident evil 2 rn is that one pic of the main twink with his titties just popping out of that vest

[official-venom-snake]

t i t s

[hotvampireadjacent]

[unclefather]

[retrogamingblog]