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Just a mish mash of various fandoms and shit posts. call me Hammer if you want. Profile pic made by Moeblob

[amorivorous]

we all have that cousin who's a coal baroness and wants to put us in a hole or perhaps a cage

[sillyfaekitty]

[inzergue]

why did they make this game so difficult

[inzergue]

unfortunately they've now had two

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[karliahs]

having a thought I can't fully articulate about how normally video games conceptualise player agency as being part world reactivity and a much larger part power fantasy. and how scarlet hollow dials down the power fantasy but has a level of world reactivity that is absolutely off the charts. perfect for a horror game. you can see the ripples of every action you take no matter how small, but you can't save everyone. maybe not even yourself

[vexwerewolf]

TERFs have no right to speak. Ever. On any topic.

[fawnfooled]

imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

[pangur-and-grim]

it is so stupid and evil that you cannot romance the spider

[pangur-and-grim]

oh my god. oh my god, I just realized, I’m an author. I can just write a book where this is the love interest. holy shit.

[pangur-and-grim]

ONE YEAR LATER! The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo is available for pre-order worldwide (links below)

US: Bookshop.org, Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Rarewaves.com

UK: Waterstones, Forbidden Planet, Amazon.uk, Hatchards, Bookshop.org

Canada: Amazon, Rarewaves.com

Germany: KulturKaufhaus, Thalia

Luxembourg: Ernster

France: Fnac

Denmark: William Dam Boghandel

Spain: Casa del Libro

Sweden: Adlibris

Switzerland: Orell Fussli

Lithuania: Knygos

South Korea: yes24

[cryptidsydario]

You understand

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[ohnoitstbskyen]

there is a lot of praise that can and should be given to Witch Hat Atelier's artwork, but something that should not go underappreciated is how FUCKING good Shimahama is at physical gesture. look how well they READ!!!! look how much you understand the scene just from POSE and POSTURE!!!!!!!

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[teaboot]

I have a medical condition where no matter how many people are in a room I will find the one person who likes me the absolute least and become desperate for their approval

[teaboot]

I spoke to the doctor about this and she prescribed 100mg of "stop giving a fuck about people who hate you", hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter labeled "the people who care about you deserve more of your time"

[kintatsujo]

Tea I'm sorry but are you possibly a cat

[teaboot]

[devilspanties]

06/10/2026 Learning new things https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/17070 Support us on Patreon!

[stupidthreehousesedits]