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animation credits to Historia Civilis on YT, check them out their videos are super cool

#tagamemnon #roman memes #legionary tactics memes #<-- v important tag im gonna make it a thing #also fuck this is why people don't put gifs in memes that posterization fuck i apologize to ur eyes

savis

#shitpost #roman shitposts #just actual garbage tbh

[it is a 4 panel comic.

1st panel: Julius caesar, saying “how many layers of wall are you behind right now”

2nd panel: Vercingetorix, responding: “like maybe 1 my dude”

3rd panel: Caesar, saying “you are like a little baby. watch this”

4th panel: map of the siege of alesia, with “wall” overlaid on top]

#tagamemnon #roman memes #classical memes #meme #should have made one w lucc tho it works better #but im already 30 layers into this monstrosity so gonna post it fuck it :^)#mod sappho

#livia #augustus #roman memes #classical memes #memes

#roman memes #ancient memes #byzantine memes #loss.jpg

[the picture is of the Roman empire in the 300′s BC. Underneath is a survey with the entries “I will protect it”, “I want to see it grow up healthy”, “I want to conquer my friends and neighbors for it”. All are marked “Strongly Agree”.]

#tagamemnon #roman memes #classical memes #accessible memes #i'm gonna try and put accessible captions on all posts from now on but i may forget #mod sappho

10 reasons why the western empire fell

i. Too many Germans (see: Adrianople) ii. Not enough Germans (see: Adrianople) iii. Removal of the Altar of Victory (thanks Constantius II, u asshole) iv. Replacement of the Altar of Victory (make up ur damn mind) v. Re-removal of the Altar of Victory (wait, seriously? And then they replaced it again???) vi. Climate change (Conservative senators were anti-water wheels) vii. The sack of Rome by the Gauls. Yeah, the first one. It set them down a road of bad urban planning. viii. They ran out of advice from the Sibylline books (thanks Tarquinius Superbus, u cheapskate). ix. Lead pipes, they turned the Romans into violent conquerors. x. Bishop Ambrose. No particular reason, he was just kinda an asshole. xi. Roman numerals were damn hard to do math with. xii. None of the emperors followed us on Tumblr. Just sayin.

#tagamemnon #roman memes #late antiqutity memes?#idk if that's a real tag #fall of the western roman empire memes #mod sappho

what ur partner’s name for u in their phone says about u

augustus: u are strong and a leader, but guide with a light hand. also, ur a hunk

agrippa: u are a kickass best friend and just generally awesome

julius caesar: u are a military genius and widely popular, but also unaware of ur own limits sometimes. u may be too quick to forgive.

livia: u would do anything for the people u care about. also, you’ll get slandered 2000 years after ur death as evil because misogyny

virgil: you’ve probably watched bee movie at least 10 times

sappho: ur gay

#tagamemnon #roman memes #greek memes #ancient memes #classical memes #cicero: you talk about yourself too much; chill #mod sappho

gordian i being proclaimed emperor like :^|

#tagamemnon #roman memes #steven universe #pearl #su pearl #su spoilers #(minor tho)#also gordian is just such a sad emperor like #he didn't want this ;_;#he just wanted 2 be old and hang out in africa #mod sappho

decode your teen's texts

jc: justinian’s conquests btw: better than west tgif: theodora gives iota fucks mf: monotheism forever wtf: where’s the foedorati hmb: holy roman bullshit imbo: icons must be obliterated imbo: iconoclasts must be obliterated

#tagamemnon #byzantium memes #byzantine memes #medieval memes #roman memes #mod sappho