Keeley @virgo-tings0 - Tumblr Blog

if y’all thought fernando was insufferable before just you wait. every driver meeting, every press conference, every media pen from now on will be about how he came out victorious when fia tried to hold him down and i’m gonna eat it up cause it’s so sexy of him to be this much of a war criminal with such an unhinged attitude 🫶

f1cha0s

you know what? I hope fernando pulls the biggest scandal of his career after that unjust penalty. Like spygate? crashgate? childrens play compare to what he is going to do.

bukayoscar

Fernando Alonso — Japanese GP 2022

karlmarxverstappen

i honestly think nando's crimes and shit stirring is so funny. even when it impacts MY other blorbos it's like idec this shit is hilarious. i hope he continues for years to come. wreck havoc in that aston martin king. ignore the blue flags for any mercs. hot, delicious, sexy

alonso is like the joker. is not about the money is about sending a message and the message is fuck everyone that isn't him. burn that aston martin building to the ground king.

The least interesting part of f1 is the red bull v merc rivalry. I do not care

Pov: someone you hate makes a funny joke

#f1 #mclaren #daniel ricciardo

This single handedly saved my mental health

#estie and his bestie #esteban ocon #mick schumacher #f1 #where is lance

cavsracing

WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS

hola-felicidad

I like both of them before you come at me with pitchforks, but I think it was rather Lewis's fault, but I'd go for a regular racing incident

Stop unnecessarily harassing my old man, he did nothing wrong this time

Fernando is going to be insufferable for everyone else tomorrow. I will enjoy it thoroughly

#fernando alonso #war criminal

thumbtackcurious

obviously we’ll all miss vettel, but this sport will not be the same without a fernando alonso on the grid. we need at least one chaos agent at all times i hope he never leaves.

formula-fun

Why on earth do you guys want Fernando to retire, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Him not telling his boss he’s quitting, making him hear it from the press and then denying all his calls and leaving for a vacation??? Him posting a photo to his story of him giving a thumbs up at the same time as Oscar denies the rumors that he’ll be driving for alpine??? He’s living he’s visiting the track named after him he’s blocking Otmar’s calls and then taking photos of his dinner for social media while his entire team goes down in flames and his estranged best friend tries to figure out what the fuck is happening. How could anyone want him gone, I want him to stay forever

the-grad-haasterplan

I don't like ignoring my favorite driver's controversial decisions so I will state that fernando is truly the funniest motherfucker on earth. Closing a deal in 4 days and not telling your own team? Hilarious. Never change.