YOUNGSTER wants to fight!

[PKMN IRL]

[viridian-rat]

What's up Rotomblr! Call me Rat! That's not my name but mom told me not to give my name to strangers online. I'm a 14 year old girl and I live in Viridian City! I like to stand outside in front of the road and battle trainers that pass by so that me and my Pokemon can be the strongest kid in my school!!! Even stronger than my brother!!!!

For my Pokemon team, I have a Rattata named Oliver and a Pikachu named Sparx! But I wanna catch more! I'm gonna have so many cool Pokemon just you wait!!

anyways here's my trainer card

Follows come from @turtblurts-pkmnirl-hub

Mun is an adult, but character is a minor, so please interact as you would any other minor online

Pelipper Mail and Magic Anon are OFF

Mystery Gift is OFF!

Overall a low-stakes blog! It's mostly just the joke of a kid who's one of the first route NPCs you'd run into in-game!

I generally won't be acknowledge the multiverse on this blog at all. I am a firm believer in the philosophy of Fuck It We Ball and that i can do whatever the fuck i want /silly.

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#rat rb -> in-character reblogs

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A more in-depth tags page. "Rat Lore" is accessible here.

Fullbody Rat Refs:

[viridian-rat]

spell of can it be 7am on a saturday already please

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Would participants be permitted to use tools such as Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, or Terastalization while challenging the League Circuit?

Of course, as a matter of fact I will not confirm nor deny if some of our gym leaders utilize such or similar techniques at ‘higher levels’ and with trainers who have completed the Unovan or Galarish Circuits. Ü

[the-viridian-city-gym]

I’m sorry I don’t know how the rattata got there and I’m unsure how to delete it.

[viridian-rat]

looks like a

RAT INFESTATION‼️‼️‼️

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Oh no! Quick! Persian! Defend me from the hordes!

(Oh a shiny! I think Oliver owns one of those- I genuinely can’t figure out if its name is ‘Small Fry’ or ‘Little Guy’ however… Perhaps both. It has a history of stealing my oranges…)

[viridian-rat]

wait hol up pause. w. whos oliver.

[the-viridian-city-gym]

My son, he chose the name himself. He’s a… What is the galarish term for it? Transgendered? He is of course not Galarish however like the name suggests, I believe it is the name of a character in a movie he enjoys.

[viridian-rat]

wooooould this movie happen to be. oliver and company by any chance

[the-viridian-city-gym]

I’m not sure, I’ll have to ask him when he gets back- he’s currently out catching pokémon in the forest with some friends of his. It’s a friday tradition of sorts to him.

And indeed, I don’t particularly understand it, but it seems to make him happy enough so I have no reason to complain. And members of my staff who did when he ‘came out’ were either reprimanded or fired, as seems fair. Insult my son and you insult me, and there is no room for such behaviour in my companies.

[viridian-rat]

okok. if it DOES end up being oliver and company that’d be wild bc. thats where i got the name for MY oliver (rattata). wgat the heck….

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Would participants be permitted to use tools such as Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, or Terastalization while challenging the League Circuit?

Of course, as a matter of fact I will not confirm nor deny if some of our gym leaders utilize such or similar techniques at ‘higher levels’ and with trainers who have completed the Unovan or Galarish Circuits. Ü

[the-viridian-city-gym]

I’m sorry I don’t know how the rattata got there and I’m unsure how to delete it.

[viridian-rat]

looks like a

RAT INFESTATION‼️‼️‼️

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Oh no! Quick! Persian! Defend me from the hordes!

(Oh a shiny! I think Oliver owns one of those- I genuinely can’t figure out if its name is ‘Small Fry’ or ‘Little Guy’ however… Perhaps both. It has a history of stealing my oranges…)

[viridian-rat]

wait hol up pause. w. whos oliver.

[the-viridian-city-gym]

My son, he chose the name himself. He’s a… What is the galarish term for it? Transgendered? He is of course not Galarish however like the name suggests, I believe it is the name of a character in a movie he enjoys.

[viridian-rat]

wooooould this movie happen to be. oliver and company by any chance

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Would participants be permitted to use tools such as Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, or Terastalization while challenging the League Circuit?

Of course, as a matter of fact I will not confirm nor deny if some of our gym leaders utilize such or similar techniques at ‘higher levels’ and with trainers who have completed the Unovan or Galarish Circuits. Ü

[the-viridian-city-gym]

I’m sorry I don’t know how the rattata got there and I’m unsure how to delete it.

[viridian-rat]

looks like a

RAT INFESTATION‼️‼️‼️

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Oh no! Quick! Persian! Defend me from the hordes!

(Oh a shiny! I think Oliver owns one of those- I genuinely can’t figure out if its name is ‘Small Fry’ or ‘Little Guy’ however… Perhaps both. It has a history of stealing my oranges…)

[viridian-rat]

wait hol up pause. w. whos oliver.

[viridian-rat]

woag did you see that shiny???

yea just a lil somethin i threw in th ✨🐀✨ woah did u guys see that

[viridian-rat]

FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE NOT TO REBLOG THAT RAT

[viridian-rat]

i caved 👊😔

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Would participants be permitted to use tools such as Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, or Terastalization while challenging the League Circuit?

Of course, as a matter of fact I will not confirm nor deny if some of our gym leaders utilize such or similar techniques at ‘higher levels’ and with trainers who have completed the Unovan or Galarish Circuits. Ü

[the-viridian-city-gym]

I’m sorry I don’t know how the rattata got there and I’m unsure how to delete it.

[viridian-rat]

looks like a

RAT INFESTATION‼️‼️‼️

[viridian-rat]

I saw that rat and immediately thought it was Oliver invading his blog

oliver leading the greatest rattack (rat attack) in all of modern history

[viridian-rat]

FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE NOT TO REBLOG THAT RAT

[viridian-rat]

tom orrow………

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

holy shit

[viridian-rat]

mfw when i see my city’s former gym leader on my dash

[viridian-rat]

im getting mixed signals

[rainy-autumm]

I'm older than you and therefore I can be trusted. You should absolutely the mob boss

[viridian-rat]

o7 yes ma’am mobbing the boss immediately

[viridian-rat]

Have you heard about the giant Totem Raticate in Alola that's twice the size of other Alolan Raticate?

OH MY GOD,,,,,,,, ITS HIM,,,,,,, DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES,,,,,,,

[viridian-rat]

My region have mega raticate, but I’m evil and won’t tell you what they look like, mwahahaha

YOU FIEND!

[viridian-rat]

Hello Rat! Are you familiar with the Alolan subspecies of rattata/raticate? I think you’d find them to be quite cool

- @alolan-avery

yeah!!!! i keep making this joke but it never gets old: they look like they mustache you a question

[viridian-rat]

Pelipper mail!

[A fidget in the shape of a dragonair, articulated and clicky!]

// politely taps the sign 😅