How to get asian girls in bed
I don’t know how many people read my blog – not too many anymore, I’m sure, but even in its heyday I don’t know how many actual readers I had – but I can be very sure that anyone coming here is someone who likes the idea of asian girls and white guys getting together and… you know… doin it. Bumping uglies. Engaging in sexual congress. Fucking and sucking. In extreme cases, making little hapa babies; in all cases, leaving a puddle of cute asian flesh panting on the floor, oozing cum and dignity out of every orifice.
As usual I lost track of my point before I even got started.
A lot of the people who follow[ed] the blog are asian females. The reasoning is obvious: they like white guys (whether they’ve acted on it or not), and the idea of getting stuffed with white cock is exciting to them. So of course they’re following a bunch of WMAF blogs; whether or not they’re getting their pussies stuffed with white cock, they’re definitely getting mind fucked. (Have I mentioned lately that the internet is awesome?) Some of them have reached out to converse with me (with or without cyber orgasms), and others haven’t. I even had a pet kitten, for a while, who was so turned on by the idea of casting her dignity aside and becoming a pleasure toy that she finagled her way into my DMs so that I’d make it happen. (Remotely, unfortunately. She was hot, so I’d have loved to have gifted her with my seed in person.)
It’s way, way outside of the point that I want to make, but let’s dwell on her situation for a minute: a Korean girl, so sheltered that she’s not even comfortable typing the f-word during cybersex (and downright scandalized by the words “slut" and “whore”), fingering herself to a screaming orgasm on a regular basis simply because I told her to and she wanted to turn me on. A girl who never tasted a single drop of my seed, but for a period of time was living for the sole purpose of making me cum. Say it with me, friends: the internet is fucking awesome.
So no surprise that asian girls have followed the blog. And it shouldn’t be a surprise that there have also been a lot of white guys who’ve followed the blog, either. Again, their reasoning is obvious: they’re into asian girls, and this blog features asian girls giving up their humanity in favour of white cock, so it’s boner-inducing.
Some of those white guys have taken things further, though. “I want to fuck asian girls,” they think to themselves, “and wm4afs has mentioned that he’s fucked a lot of them – I bet he could tell me how to get asian girls in bed!” And so sometimes they reach out to me to ask for advice. (Am I a good source of advice? No. No I am not. But if you’re not convinced…. the Ask feature is open, I guess? Knock yourself out…)
As it turns out, though, I do have a method that I’ve found to work pretty well. Do you want to fuck asian girls? Get a pen! Here’s the approach that has worked for me:
It could be argued that both of these steps are optional: asian girls sometimes fuck each other (I’ve seen photographic evidence), so technically you don’t have to follow step 1; there are a number of asian girls out there who are into black guys, so technically you don’t have to follow step 2 either. However, for best results follow both of these steps and asian girls will want to get down on their knees in front of you, or spread their legs for you. (Or their ass cheeks, time and location permitting.) Take the exaggerated world of Tumblr’s WMAF community out of the picture and no, of course you’re not going to get every asian girl you ever meet begging you to dick her. You will, however, have sex with asian women fairly often, because they’ll want you. Asian girls like white guys, is what I’m sayin.
But there’s another way you could interpret point #1 (“Be a man”). If you’re coming to some stranger on the internet and asking him how to get asian girls in bed, you’re already off on the wrong foot. All the things that asian girls despise about asian men? You’re exhibiting those same beta traits. You may be “white,” and you may be “male,” but you’re not “a man.”
Now, because everyone who reads my blog is intelligent and intuitive I’m sure you’re all thinking the same thing: “I bet he’s posting this for a reason! Some white guy probably reached out to him and asked him how to get asian girls!” And you’re mostly right, my friends and fuck puppets, that’s kind of what happened. Except this guy took it even further. Here is the conversation I had on Tumblr this week (edited to make him look more foolish):
him: “You have any Asian female friends in California?”
me: “Funnily enough, I’ve made a few Asian friends in California! Why do you ask?”
him: “I’m looking for a friend with benefits 😊 I am in X city”
me: “And you were hoping I was a pimp?”
him: “No. Just hoping to know their Tumblr names”
I think you’ll agree that this guy has taken things to the next level! Forget about all of this “how do you get asian girls in bed” nonsense – that would take too long! He just wants names!
I mentioned this conversation to a slutty asian friend of mine – one who happens to live in California, and has had more white dick in her than Pat Nixon – and her response was “The scent of desperation would have repelled me, I’m sure…”
And if the conversation seems bad, I should mention that I lied earlier: I didn’t actually edit the conversation to make him look more foolish; other than the city he lives in, it’s verbatim. I figured it was more of a dick move to claim I’d edited it and then yank the rug out. (Asian women also like jerks. White guys: bonus points if you’re a jerk or a bully.)
But it gets even better. The next day I got this message:
Because not only does he want me to do the work for him, he wants it now.
The good news is that I got a chance to post about some dummy, and flex my blogging muscles a bit. Why? Because the internet is fucking awesome.
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