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I'll kick anyone's ass. I'll kick Lujane's ass. I'll kick Gren's ass. I'll kick my own ass

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While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied my biggest sword

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Wormavos, a known gay,

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While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied Pip

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As a child ruler, I have had to survive dragons

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Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollar boat

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I spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Harrow

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Someone stole my fucking horse with kind eyes. Can't have shit in Detroit

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You are not immune to Kasef

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I heard that Aanya has an eight-pack. That Aanya is shredded

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I heard that Harrow has an eight-pack. That Harrow is shredded

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Why did it have to be amblers?

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In a few years, when you're older, we'll sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk about the crow master

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Some people??? throw the primal stone??? to cope???

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I have the power of zap hands and sunforge blades on my side

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Sir that's my emotional support cube

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For $8000 a month I will throw the primal stone