Professional Sleepyhead

Sam I am. 16. Borderline obsessed with dogs. Please do something kind today. He/him

[sixpenceee]

A neat card for dog owners.

[fjasduofhasdjmfs-deactivated201]

petition

rename “fire ants” to “spicy boys” 

[givemeinternet]

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

[fishpunsandrustbloods-deactivat]

no you dont understand the charmeleon is like level 20

[moaccyrk]

What the.

[lightheartedsuggestion]

you are loved, my god you are loved. the trees love you enough to provide shade, the flowers offer you colors and bees which are cute, and the grass let’s you have a soft place to lay your head and relax. the silent life around you gives you so much love, remember that.

[hijababyy]

WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF

[define-sanity-deactivated201609]

HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT 

[humorking]

and they say mermaids are not real…….

[onlytwitterpics]

[legalwifi]

[djlohead]

First day out

[deebott]

This is ethereal

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

a new study shows that the average cis person is more likely to correct you on the gender of their cat than they are to correct themselves on yours

[contagiousarea]

Marvel: “Captain America is a HYDRA agent and has been all along

Me:

[fedexpressionism]

[virtualnorth]

i miss amanda bynes

[anderswasrightt]

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

[swiftana]

[gayboomhauer]