Captain Holt quotes : B99 … sentence starters
“I am in… incredible pain.”
“I lied. Took me two hours to write that.“
“Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.“
“Boom! Did it. Had it both ways. No regrets.“
“So you lied to me? Out of pity. You pity me.“
“Forks are very weird. I’ve always thought so.“
“Look at that. You’ve helped me find my smile.”
“You betrayed me. You’ll explain yourself later.”
“I assure you, in this case, I do not exaggerate.“
“All music after Mahler sounds exactly like that.”
“We need to get you to safety. Your life is in danger.“
“Now you’ve done it. You’ve made me turn my chair.”
“And now for a message of hope… everything is garbage.”
“I’m considering it… I’m interested… I agree to participate.”
“Oh, there’s no point in mincing your words. They’re knaves!”
“Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?”
“I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.”
“Well, from the look on my face, I’m sure you can guess what it says.”
“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately?”
“I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here?“
“Oh, I’ve caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.”
“There’s very little street parking. No gifts. No singing of Happy Birthday. It should be fun.”
“I remarked afterwards that I wished the officiant had been more efficient. It was very funny.“
“No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.”
“I am buffeted by the winds of my foe’s enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate.”
“There was a small fire in my home. I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I’m devastated.”
“He was a great partner. Smart, loyal, homophobic, but not racist. In those days that was pretty good.”
“We’re not going to fight her. She’s the devil. And you don’t dance with the devil because you get burned.”
“Oh, look at that. An alert. I’m probably trending already. —– What? My account has been deactivated?”
“I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I’m gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it.”
“You’re a grown man! Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.”
“I’ve mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.“
“I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day. In it, I must file an extension. So, yes, it is best not to have dreams.”
“Life is unpredictable. Not everything is in our control. But as long as we’re with the right people, we can handle anything.”
“Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. So, thank you.“
“You should be very proud of yourself. I know things aren’t exactly where you wanna be right now, but, uh, I promise you they will improve.“
“I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.”
“I do not have a problem. If I want to play Kwazy Cupcakes, I will play Kwazy Cupcakes… Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I’ve made my feelings clear.”
