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now everybody's dead

hell's empty. all the devils are here. Shakespeare

[] eaten out [x] been eaten out [x] given a BJ [] done it missionary [] done it doggy style [] done it against the wall [] done it on the counter [] done it while spooning [] done it while watching tv [] done it in a car [] done it in a public restroom [] fantasized about a friend's partner [] done it on my period [] done it while my partner was on their period [] given roadhead [] received roadhead [x] kissed someone of the same sex [] woken up to someone's head between my legs [] had a threesome [] had sex in front of an audience [] paid someone for sex [] been paid for sex [] made a sex tape [] had anal sex [] ate ass [] done it in a dressing room [] done it in an elevator [x] watched porn [] done it against a washing machine [] had phone sex [] done it outside [] done it in the rain [] roleplayed [] sunbathed naked [] cheated on my spouse [x] masturbated more than once a day [x] masturbated more than twice a day [x] masturbated more than once or twice a week [] woken other people up by being too loud during sex [x] had sex with an inanimate object [] fallen asleep during sex [] faked an orgasm [] faked a headache [] had sex with the same sex [] had sex with the opposite sex [] kicked someone else in the nuts [] swallowed [] spit [] farted during sex [] been a 'peeping tom' [] done it in the shower [] played strip poker (or any other strip game) [x] had a sex dream about someone you knew [x] been drunk [] had sex while you were at work [] smelled someone else's panties [] used food during sex [] used handcuffs or scarves during sex [] been blindfolded during sex [x] gotten hard to explain bruises [x] made out with someone you weren't married to [] wore a costume during sex [] had sex with your clothes on [] busted in your jeans [] masturbated while driving [x] masturbated in the bathroom at work [x] masturbated while someone slept beside you [] busted embarrassingly early [] had to stop to pee during sex [x] masturbated to porn [] secretly watched other people have sex

#well

'how embarrassing would it be if my boob fell off in the middle of the game'

#lyndsay

nice photoshop job there

"five bucks will not fix my cramps mom" lyndsay

#lyndsay

15 Things Highly Confident People Don’t Do

Daniel Wallen – LifeHack | Highly confident people believe in their ability to achieve. If you don’t believe in yourself, why should anyone else put their faith in you? To walk with swagger and improve your self-confidence, watch out for these fifteen things highly confident people don’t do.

1. THEY DON’T MAKE EXCUSES.

Highly confident people take ownership of their thoughts and actions. They don’t blame the traffic for being tardy at work; they were late. They don’t excuse their short-comings with excuses like “I don’t have the time” or “I’m just not good enough”; they make the time and they keep on improving until they are good enough.

2. THEY DON’T AVOID DOING THE SCARY THING.

Highly confident people don’t let fear dominate their lives. They know that the things they are afraid of doing are often the very same things that they need to do in order to evolve into the person they are meant to be.

3. THEY DON’T LIVE IN A BUBBLE OF COMFORT.

Highly confident people avoid the comfort zone, because they know this is a place where dreams die. They actively pursue a feeling of discomfort, because they know stretching themselves is mandatory for their success.

4. THEY DON’T PUT THINGS OFF UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

Highly confident people know that a good plan executed today is better than a great plan executed someday. They don’t wait for the “right time” or the “right circumstances”, because they know these reactions are based on a fear of change. They take action here, now, today – because that’s where progress happens.

5. THEY DON’T OBSESS OVER THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS.

Highly confident people don’t get caught up in negative feedback. While they do care about the well-being of others and aim to make a positive impact in the world, they don’t get caught up in negative opinions that they can’t do anything about. They know that their true friends will accept them as they are, and they don’t concern themselves with the rest.

6. THEY DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE.

Highly confident people have no tolerance for unnecessary, self-inflicted drama. They don’t feel the need to insult friends behind their backs, participate in gossip about fellow co-workers or lash out at folks with different opinions. They are so comfortable in who they are that they feel no need to look down on other people.

7. THEY DON’T LET LACK OF RESOURCES STOP THEM.

Highly confident people can make use of whatever resources they have, no matter how big or small. They know that all things are possible with creativity and a refusal to quit. They don’t agonize over setbacks, but rather focus on finding a solution.

8. THEY DON’T MAKE COMPARISONS.

Highly confident people know that they are not competing with any other person. They compete with no other individual except the person they were yesterday. They know that every person is living a story so unique that drawing comparisons would be an absurd and simplistic exercise in futility.

9. THEY DON’T FIND JOY IN PEOPLE-PLEASING.

Highly confident people have no interest in pleasing every person they meet. They are aware that not all people get along, and that’s just how life works. They focus on the quality of their relationships, instead of the quantity of them.

10. THEY DON’T NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE.

Highly confident people aren’t in need of hand-holding. They know that life isn’t fair and things won’t always go their way. While they can’t control every event in their life, they focus on their power to react in a positive way that moves them forward.

11. THEY DON’T AVOID LIFE’S INCONVENIENT TRUTHS.

Highly confident people confront life’s issues at the root before the disease can spread any farther. They know that problems left unaddressed have a way of multiplying as the days, weeks and months go by. They would rather have an uncomfortable conversation with their partner today than sweep an inconvenient truth under the rug, putting trust at risk.

12. THEY DON’T QUIT BECAUSE OF MINOR SET-BACKS.

Highly confident people get back up every time they fall down. They know that failure is an unavoidable part of the growth process. They are like a detective, searching for clues that reveal why this approach didn’t work. After modifying their plan, they try again (but better this time).

13. THEY DON’T REQUIRE ANYONE’S PERMISSION TO ACT.

Highly confident people take action without hesitation. Every day, they remind themselves, “If not me, who?”

14. THEY DON’T LIMIT THEMSELVES TO A SMALL TOOLBOX.

Highly confident people don’t limit themselves to Plan A. They make use of any and all weapons that are at their disposal, relentlessly testing the effectiveness of every approach, until they identify the strategies that offer the most results for the least cost in time and effort.

15. THEY DON’T BLINDLY ACCEPT WHAT THEY READ ON THE INTERNET AS “TRUTH” WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT.

Highly confident people don’t accept articles on the Internet as truth just because some author “said so”. They look at every how-to article from the lens of their unique perspective. They maintain a healthy skepticism, making use of any material that is relevant to their lives, and forgetting about the rest. While articles like this are a fun and interesting thought-exercise, highly confident people know that they are the only person with the power to decide what “confidence” means.

#remember

i want to be in your arms forever

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose." Shakespeare

#words

I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me, For I am much ashamed of my exchange: But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit; For if they could, Cupid himself would blush.

#words

#singing

Absolute Privilege

Through fluttering eyelashes, in darkness the water’s edge is a tightrope. We balance in the brisk autumn wind, hopping over stones and planks, guided by a winding trail of suspended amber lights casting shadows, darkening eyelids and mouths, highlighting cheekbones and lashes and fingers. Pulsing. Moonlight in their hair, their wild gestures and laughter and footsteps to me seem ridiculous and romantic. I am detached. Confined by my own resolve. To be drunk on the scene as though I was not a foot or a hand or a world apart, the gift tonight that I am grateful just to bear witness to.

Resolute I stand – or perhaps I wish I do – because I cannot move. Etching a mental snapshot of their movement and colour and feeling onto the back of my eyelids, I close them, holding it intimate. Still evocative, even second-hand. They begin to water when the penetrative smokiness stings the back of my throat. I open them and see that theirs are all red, as teary as my own and they laugh because we are all crying. I raise a corner of my lips in response, and they smile back and turn around and run towards the inebriating aroma. You do as well, after my silent assurance that my teardrops are too of smoke and moonshine.

The fire is big enough for us, the children at the neighbouring cottage (the ones that were first introduced to me as I fainted) shriek as they chase each other, darting through trees, their faces in and out of shadow as the overhead branches block out the moon. Slightly rotting, we sit at the picnic table that her uncle once broke, my index finger tracing the knots and phrases in its turns. Inhale.

The smoke and your shampoo intoxicate me, a sensual caress to my nose and on my tongue, carefully creeping down my throat, to my insides, to my mind until I am overwhelmed and my stomach is twisting and my mind spinning and I cannot do anything but pray to Nobody that it will pass and I watch them all eating and laughing and I can’t see straight and how are you so impossibly beautiful?

You’re listening to them. Silent except for steady the beat of your airy breaths, my own uncontrolled trying to match. Intrigued passivity. The firelight warming your usually fair skin until it is luminescent, and wearing a knit, crew-cut navy sweater, you laugh at the right time and smile when you need to and when you want to, unrestricted. I want to run my thumb across the ebony streak of soil on your cheek. To touch your eyelashes and the nape of your slender neck. I want to take your hands and place them on my stomach because it is fighting and my own numb fingers cannot calm it. I do reach for one and take it with mine, but letting you feel only my frozen skin. Nothing deeper.

Then a brief glance that probably meant nothing, but I contrive sense to it as your thumb draws methodic circles on mine, sending chills that are somehow different from the frigidness of midautumn nighttime. Exhale.

There is no exchange between us except you press your arm gently, but firmly against mine, a needed reassurance of your physical presence. You in the centre of my tunneled vision. Now I am listening to you. To your chin and to your wrists and everywhere except your lips. Your foot tapping to a private melody that maybe I can’t hear, but its harmony dances down the bridge of my nose into my mouth and somehow I am singing along. An absolute privilege to have music on my lips again.

#words #mine #hmm

penises are sO WEIRD

have you ever dry-humped someone on a track behind your school? cause i have.

holy fuck

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