twistedblacksun:
“Fighting will keep you in shape old hag… you’re already probably gaining a few pounds from the lap of luxury! Careful, fatass is in your blood sorry to say!”
“I-I am not fat!!!!”
“....noT...FAT....” Is she gonna be self-conscious of her body now?? Yup.
“....I was trying to have a moment with you!!!”










