After U

V is for Valerie & Valerie is for: sarcasm, The Smiths, travel, ballet, Halloween on Christmas, lawn gnomes, self-loathing, Disney World, Chuck Palahniuk, typewriters, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Earl Grey, street art, tattoos, Johnny Cash, chronic & Great Britain. I like what I like & you might like it too.

[visforvalerie]

Morning Mix (Taken with Instagram)

[prettyclever]

[kiyoaki]

[my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it]

[visforvalerie]

“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”

-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman. 

[ohkyle]

[oliviamew]

[dailydoseofstuf]

[heykyle-deactivated20201207]

[visforvalerie]

me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.

me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.

[visforvalerie]

Being alone & being lonely are two very different things. To be both of these at the same time is the cruelest of life's punishments.

[upgrowns-deactivated20160101]

And I’m taking the cushions for the chairs and cleaning off all the dirt and stuff on them when suddenly BAM

This guy pops outta nowhere and I was all like

And he was all like

And so then I was like, “I’m watchin you.”

And he was all like

So I caught him and took him...

[darrenaronofskys-blog]

[the-honey-bee-blog]

[nettleandhoney]

The Avett Brothers - Tales of Coming News

Hell has no fury like a woman, Happy scorned or otherwise. You can do what you want to with your name, But you can bet I’m changing mine. Well, I’d give a $100 to get a letter If at the bottom it said, “I miss you bad.” See, but the truth of the matter is that back home no one really misses me. See how I talk when I’m sad?

[aheartfortheheartless]

[shinji--moon-deactivated2017123]

Screw poetry, it’s you I want, your taste, rain on you, mouth on your skin.

Excerpt from “Late Night,” Margaret Atwood

[ireadabook]

I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me you’d better go.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[hit-or-miss-blog-blog]

“I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.”

- Oasis, Wonderwall