Stueby

What you see is what you get

[guykneecologist]

This.

[sixpenceee]

omfg reblogging till the end of time

[vitam-agatis-blog]

I know you love Kit Harrington but there's something i must tell you, he is only 5ft 8 inches, i'm sorry to break it to you this way

Height's not an issue. He's still delicious. And mine :)

[nataliemeansnice]

'i sat on the toilet too long scrolling through my phone and now my legs are numb and now i have to wait even longer to get up, so might as well keep scrolling' - a memoir by me

[morgrana]

"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"

[ca-tsuka]

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

[shining-magically]

i saw that one was missing

[alternative-pokemon-art]

I’M SORRY I KNOW THIS ISN’T POKEMON BUT I FEEL COMPELLED TO SHOW YOU ALL THIS

[beartier]

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

[jsbachtopus]

actual photo of hitler

[takineko]

DICK TATOR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

[puto1-blog]

did she

did she really say that tho

[ghostgnomes]

I will never not laugh at this

[phlynn]

whats the plural of dubstep

dubsteps or dubstairs

[scuzzmutt-deactivated20140531]

If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop

[zmphotos-deactivated20200523]

shots fired

[lepreas-deactivated20140507]

rockets launched

[catdad-deactivated20151020]

pew pew

[braiker]

homeboy can get super tedious, but this is on point. 

[dynamiter-lune]

Showing American Horror Story to someone:

[doinitmovin]

I have no interest in one night stands.

I have no interest in 6 month stands.

I have no interest in love made for movie screens.

I want for someone to take my body and soul,

and spend the rest of their life with me.

I want another human to fall asleep next to me

tomorrow and the next day and an eternity after that.

Someone who I wake up next to and never have wonder if they are going to leave. 

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

first rule of fight club

no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

[northgang]

[huffpostcomedy-deactivated20161]

He’s still got it.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s the eyes, look at his fucking eyes man

[pleaseheadnorthx]

Visit Original Link

Bullshit you fucking miss me. There, I said it. I guess I’ll talk to you in a few months. Sitting drunk on the sidewalk, I guess I’ll get up. I guess I’ll go for a walk. Press my shoes against the pavement. I swear this has got to be the hundredth time I’ve thought of you tonight. You weren’t the only one who thought of us that way. I spend most nights awake, wide awake. I never thought that I, oh, I would see the day where I’d just let you go, let you walk away…

[sighsomemore]

[vitam-agatis-blog]

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run

Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

[iraffiruse]

Frozach Submitted

[justscienceseeker0602]

this is like a pop culture version of Cosmos cosmic calendar smashed together with the real one

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