I don't need pants to be not sober

I'm Raine. 33 (derogitory). Cishet. She/her. From Washington. This blog is full of random shit. Just a random collection of fandoms and bitching and a look into my life. Also it is occasionally NSFW. Thats the best description I have.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[beartier]

So I haven't been on this blog for like two full years

Some things happened since then

Got a boyfriend, moved to Arizona, got a job there, got an apartment with boyfriend, got fired

And that's pretty much it

I have a cat now, uh, yeah

Anyway hi guys

[beartier]

coming back to tumblr in the year of our lordt 2026 like

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[mamoru]

I keep thinking, "surely this is the last mistake I will make today."

and can you fucking believe it,

[mamoru]

[glowcowboy]

hi guys. everything feels so bad and i want to scream and cry. but i will keep seeking joy anyway. love you bye

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[questcult]

Don’t forget this one.

[silentthrilllll-deactivated2024]

remembering (as a form of self harm).

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

brennan answering the question "what would make a dragon unfuckable to a monsterfucker?"

[vampirismm]

Allow us to take a moment to appreciate Spotted Hyenas (Crocuta Crocuta).

Thank you for your time.

[stevviefox]

I want to beep that nose!

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[charl0ttan]

[theonion]

Full Newsletter from Global Tetrahedron Here

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Tunic of the Comfy Sleepy Puppy; any creature wearing this garment feels as comfortable as a small sleepy puppy in a pile of fleece blankets, imposing a -2d4 penalty on Will saves. Of course, they could just take the Tunic off…if they can muster the Will to do it