viv once again harassing a 14/15 year old who took her username because it was free and had no knowledge of who viv was befoee taking it.
it has been months since the situation ended, and the transphobe (the person who sent the ask) has returned to promote her shitty, ai-written novels. donât contribute money to this shit, please.
Youâre actually obsessed. If you truly wanted to âmove onâ and for people to âgrow upâ stick to it. Stop beating a dead fucking horse. Leave the drama out of the F1 space ffs.
ur the one sending me asks DUMBASS take ur own advice and go meat ride someone elseâŠâŠâŠIâm not even active in the f1 space u dumb ahh
I think you're a bit lost on the definition of pedo. she made it very clear she thought you were a bad person (clearly she was right)
she obsessed with a minor, sent them messages every day on their alt, made gross remarks about them, told them theyâre not allowed to be trans đ, sent her alts after me, tried ro find my other socials, asked for photos of me on my main, and faked having a gf! (yes nellie/charlie/beth, pick a name boo!)
youâre forced to do go karting with Lando even though youâre not a great driver
forget the trophy | @/finelinevogue
forget the trophy, youâre more important
beautiful people | @stzrgirl4norris
fancy dinners and events can leave lando feeling overwhelmed, but thankfully he has the right person by his side to remind him what it feels like to be a normal human being from time to time
boyfriend does my voice over | @piastridreams
in which you let lando do your nighttime routine voice over.
baking with my boyfriend, gone wrong? | @/piastridreams
in which you film you and lando baking late night cookies
RUNNING AN ERRAND | @vivwritesfics
lando picks up their daughter from school for the first time
UP IN SMOKE | @rex-rambles
after zandvoort and monza, lando comes home a little worse for wear
Radio Check | @verstappenspole33
A little smau about all the times Lando has been simping about you over the radio, featuring poor Will just trying to do his job.
our* outift of the day | @33forthew1n
small influencer yn ln is filming an OOTD when lando norris stumbles into her mid-video. she posts it anyways. when the video goes viral, romance ensues.
smau
Liked by landonorris | @gripitlikelando
growing up with lando norris means youâre used to him being in your life â but the internet isnât. when matching hoodies, background cameos, and suspicious comments start piling up, fans connect the dots faster than you can deny them. from soft launch to hard launch, you and lando learn what itâs like to fall in love with the whole world watching.
smau
princess treatment or bare minimum? | @ainsworthluv
Lando Norris is dating a digital influencer, and making tiktok's trends with her already became his routine.
wisdom tooth | @/ainsworthluv
Lando has his wisdom teeth removed and you need to take care of him.Â
All Mine | @tracksidebaby
They were always going to be each others, it didn't matter what anyone else thought.
your best friend sets you up on a blind date. The guy waiting at the table? Lando Norris. One small detail: youâre his biggest fan⊠and he can never know.
Wreckless Driving | @sydwritess
You have been known to have quite the temper when it comes to driving. And when you, Lando, and your friends go on a road trip, they really put that to the test.
His One and Only | @/sydwritess
finding love was hard. Especially when you had a kid. Once they found out, they ran. But one person in particular decides to stay.
âThey Would See Loveâ | @daydreamingatnight209
The fans show their support for Landoâs girlfriend who is very shy
âUnfairly Cuteâ | @/daydreamingatnight209
You wear Landoâs hoodie for the first time.
All the noises, part 2 | @blueberrybirdsworld
Y/N never wanted the spotlight. Anxious in crowds and overwhelmed by attention, she prefers quiet corners and safe routines. But everything changes when she falls in love with Lando Norris, known for his charm, his reckless heart, and a past filled with fleeting flings.
Pitter Patter | @kattheogcat
Lando loves having an easily flustered partner that could handle everything but receiving affection without twitching out of your skin...
CAMPUS CONFESSIONS | @drsszone
After a long night with Lando Norris at one of his parties, you find yourself wanting more than just a hook-up. You ask the anonymous confessions page for advice, not expecting the outcome you receive from
Private Not Secret | @bucket-hat-lando
y/n and Lando slowly start to show their relationship to the public
Beach day,with a side of chaos. | @luvv4maddie
A calming beach day with your boyfriend after an eventful weekend of races..just a calm weekend? Turns into chaos as you forget how childish your boyfriend can be.
nothing but a nuisance |Â @anotherslightcygnet
when yn has the misfortune of running into lando on her summer vacation, she devotes her new-found interest in f1 to hating him. meanwhile, lando has other plans for the pair.
smau
NEVER AGAIN | @julvrs
You and Lando have been together for 6 years, and fans love you both, even more so together. But when you both decided to break both the internet and your relationship, the fans are devastated. And the cherry on top? Both of you are soft-launching your partners while fans are left wishing for the both of you to rekindle that sparkâŠuntil, one little post, and one little reveal, that once again, breaks the internet.
quiet comfort | @throttleheart
A snippet of a lazy afternoon with Lando.
things we left unsaid | @/throttleheart
You, Lando & confessions.
silverstone secrets | @lomlando
An emotional win at silverstone means that a big secret is about to be accidentally broadcast to the whole world!
sleeping medicine | @mrsfancyferrari
Lando is known for sleeping in the paddock and other places and getting caught for it. You seem to increase those chances by being Lando's girlfriend and his pillow.Â
Guess the cat is outta the bag | @bucket-hat-lando
Actually Romantic ( SMAU ) | @formulaaddict14
Reader is a popular book youtuber and after a comment about â disliking motorsports â her whole world shifts in an unexpected way
fall this way | @flowergirl1243
When a quiet girl meets Lando Norris through mutual friends, sparks flyâbut with his party-boy past and her insecurities, love comes with a few bumps along the way.
Playing with the big boys | @gaiathedevil
When Lando invites his Quadrant mates over to film a chaotic 24-hour challenge, his girlfriend quickly becomes part of the madnessâfrom oatmeal stand-offs to sim racing showdowns. Between banter, workouts, and accidental flirting caught on camera, the day turns into a hilarious reminder that love and laughter are the best team dynamic
Too Kind For Your Own Good | @uglyducklingofthe2000s
Y/n feels enough anger and hostility to the world about how mistreated and misjudged her boyfriend is that he doesn't have to do anything but try to tell her that he just has to try and convince her not to explode on people.
Big Mistake. Huge. | @pucksandpower
youâre in worn joggers and your boyfriendâs oversized hoodie when he decides to walk into HermĂšs. They look at you like you're dirt on their Louboutins. He notices. And Lando Norris doesnât do subtle when it comes to someone disrespecting his girl
the monster problem | @the-spicy-sugar
You try Landoâs monster for the first time and itâs absolutely not your cup of Monster.
open wide | @loricciardo
in which lando norris gets two teeth pulled and accidentally let a little (big) secret out.
enjoyable interview? | @lilghostiequinni
It is the first interview that he truly enjoyed; the result was hours of unfiltered content and also a relationship with the cute interviewer.
Iâm js a reader and Iâm gen confused whats going on with these anons what are they talking abt đ
i got this user bc it was free and some transphobic pedophile wonât leave me alone be apparently itâs âher usernameâ (then why didnât she have it???)
warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, fake relationships, panic attack, crying
pairing: lando norris x roommate!reader
summary: what was supposed to be faking feelings for each other turns completely on its head when y/n and lando realise they might not be acting anymoreâŠ
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âThe trigeminal nerve is responsible for sensation,â Â
Y/n muttered the phrase over and over again, like a prayer, under her breath as she flipped through her textbook, searching for the one titled âNervesâ.Â
Her flashcards were sprawled across her desk, pages of notes spread across the surface, scribbled on and highlighted and drawn on.
She hated studying for tests.
No matter how much revision she did, it never felt like enough.  And to make it worse, sheâd completely forgotten about her tea and it had now gone cold. Perfect.
The girl groaned internally as she held the door downstairs slam shut, the noise travelling through the building.
Trust her roommate to never be quiet.Â
âY/n?â Lando called up the stairs, his voice echoing through the apartment, âIâm home,âÂ
She sighed, dropping her textbook with a dramatic thud onto her desk. If only prices for apartments hadnât been so expensive for University student.Â
Then, she wouldnât have to be stuck with someone who didnât seem to have a volume button.
Y/n could already feel the migraine starting to well up behind her eyes - of course it had to be today of all days that he decided to come home late, all loud and annoying.
She didnât even bother standing up, or replying. Lando was somewhere downstairs, kicking off his shoes and dropping his keys into the bowl like it was an Olympic sport.
âCan you just be quiet for once in your life? Iâm trying to study, here,â she muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes.
There was no point even trying to bring it up to him anyways, he wouldnât listen.
âLive life a little, jeez,â Lando stuck his head round the door, staring at her textbooks and notes in what seemed like disgust.Â
Yet, his expression, it seemedâŠdifferent from his usual cocky, smug one.
He shuffled awkwardly, his hand jumping to the back of his neck.
âWhat is it?â the girl rolled her eyes. She didnât have time to wait for him to say whatever he was thinking.
âListen,â he cleared his throat, âI need a favour. Like a big one,â
Y/n snorted before she could even stop herself.
âA favour? And what makes you think Iâd do anything for you? Least of all, for free,â she scoffed at the thought, rolling her eyes with an amused smirk.Â
Lando rolled his eyes, the retort dying in his throat. He needed this, and snarking back at her definitely wouldnât help.
âSo, uh, my parentsâŠI sortaâŠkinda told them I have a girlfriend,â he muttered, scratching the back of his neck.
âAlright. And?âÂ
âWell, theyâre kinda coming over for a few days, andâŠI kinda need you to pretend to be her. My girlfriend, I mean,â
Y/n froze for a second in her chair.Â
âWhat? Lando, are you serious? Iâm not- no,â she stared at him like heâd grown a third arm. The fact that heâd even considered her to do that was ludicrous.
âThis is insane. No, youâre insane,â Y/n pointed an accusatory finger at him, her eyes wide. He was crazy, it was official. Her roommate had lost it.
âNo, wait, hear me out,â Lando interjected, stepping closer into her room, hands raised in defence, and voice slightly more pleading.
âI-Itâs just that I told them i had a girlfriend because they were all asking these questions about my dating life and they werenât stopping, I panicked, okay?âÂ
âAnd thatâs my issue, how?â the girl stared at him in bewilderment. There was no way this guy thought sheâd do that.
âPlease? Iâll owe you, like, a million favours. I canât deal with them going on about it for ages if I donât show up with someone,âÂ
Y/n studied his face for a moment.
Sheâd never seen himâŠwell, this unconfident, for once. He wasnât the brash, annoying guy she usually saw him as.
Part of her would rather heâd just go back to that.
âSeriously, Y/n. Just for a few days, Iâll stay quiet while youâre studying, Iâll do the chores, whatever you want,âÂ
âSeriously?â she raised a brow.Â
Part of her did want to give on, just for the sake of that peace and quiet she so desired.
Y/n hesitated, her eyes narrowing as she considered his offer. Lando on his best behaviour? It was tempting.
âFine-,âÂ
His face lit up immediately, cutting her off as he stepped forwards. âYouâre the best, Y/n. I swear Iâll make it up to you, youâre literally saving my life,âÂ
Y/n gave him a dry smile, mentally preparing herself for the weirdness that would come with pretending to be his girlfriend for the weekend.Â
The doorbell rang just as Y/n finished smoothing out all the creases in her beige sweater, one of her personal favourites.
Lando had stuck true to his word, preparing her toast, though slightly burnt, in the morning.
She sent a glance over to her âboyfriendâ who was pacing the living room like he was about to drop the news that heâd gotten his girlfriend pregnant or something.
The girl shook her head, her cheeks painted pink at the thought.
âAre you sure about this?â she asked for what felt like the hundredth time, staring at him warily. She had no idea why sheâd agreed to thisâŠdeal.
âPlease, Y/n,â his tone was pleading, âI need this, okay? I donât want them to think Iâm a liar, itâs just a few days,â
She watched as his head snapped up from the floor, rushing over to the door.
âShit, okay,â Lando swallowed, running a hand through his curls, âremember what I told you - weâve been dating for a while now, you like, um, coffee-,â
âWhat?! I hate coffee-,â
âJust go with it! Please?â he looked on the verge of begging as she rolled her eyes, sighing.
âGo on, then,â
The door swung open with an enthusiasm Y/n knew Lando was faking, his parents gushing as soon as they stepped in.
They both had kind faces, his mother with a stark resemblance to her son.
Y/n couldnât help the slight smile on her lips, watching as she pulled Lando into a hug, wrapping her arms round him.
âAnd you must be the girlfriend,â the older woman smiled, extending her arms for a hug as Y/n froze, before she nodded slightly.
âUh, yeah, thatâs me,â she offered weakly, squished into the hug.
It was oddly comforting.
âYouâre even prettier than Lando said,â Cisca gushed, leaning back to take her in.
A blush spread through her cheeks at the words as she sent a look over to her âboyfriendâ.
âSo, how long have you two been dating?â Landoâs father asked as the four of them walking towards the living room. Lando guided Y/n to the living room, his movements almost robotic.
She wouldâve laughed if she didnât get silence as a payment for the act.
âUh, 6 months,â
â8 months,â
Lando and Y/n froze, looking at each other.
âOh, right, of course,â the man spoke before she could, nudging her slightly with his elbow, âI didnât assume the, uh, talking stage counted as dating,â
Y/n looked over. Landoâs ears were red, his hands clenched.
It was a miracle his parents hadnât clocked his lie already.
Dinner. At a restaurant. With Landoâs parents. Pretending she was his girlfriend.
Fuck.
Okay.
She hadnât prepared herself for it, least of all with other people as she stood in her room, pulling out dress after dress.
Restaurants werenât really her thing - they were crowded, loud and full of people she didnât know.
Finally, she decided on an soft, light blue dress, the heels matching, setting her a few inches taller.
Y/n dragged the lipglose tube over her lips, her lashes layered with mascara and cheeks with a light, natural layer of blush. She looked beautiful.
âY/n, baby, you done?â
She almost ignored Lando as he stood at the bottom of the stairs, calling up to her.
âBabyâ. It felt unnatural.
âUh, yeah,â she cleared her throat, the uneasiness obvious, âIâm almost done,â
Gathering her stuff, she dropped her makeup into a purse, slinging it over her shoulder as she slowly walked down the stairs.
âYou good?â Lando leaned down, a closeness heâd never had with her before.
Y/n nodded. âFine,â
Her voice almost betrayed her uncertainty as her eyes dropped to take in his outfit. A white, crisp shirt, black dress trousers. It was a stark difference to his usual clothing.
Lando lookedâŠwell, he looked handsome.
âYou can stop staring, Iâm not gonna change your life or anything,â she quipped, rolling her eyes.
âWell, I donât know about that,â he teased, stepping toward her, âyou look great, seriously,â
âThanks,â Y/n muttered, trying not to let her nerves show.
She didnât quite know what to do with the compliment. Was it just part of the act? Was it more?
There was an awkward pause as he reached for her hand, interlocking his fingers with hers as his parents appeared behind them, smiling.
The act was back on.
Lando stepped in front of her, opening the passenger door as his parents slid into the back.
âI can open my door myself, yâknow,â Y/nâs voice was haughty but still friendly as she sat into her seat, swallowing,
âJust go with it,â
Dinner felt forced.
It was polite conversation, a few small remarks, before his parents moved onto Lando, speaking to him.
The three of them were so easy with each other, idly chatting, laughing, like she didnât even exist.
She had been asked more times than she could count if she enjoyed her time at university, if she liked living with Lando, what her plans were for the future.Â
âIâm gonna go,â Y/n stood up, everyone on the table pausing to look at her as she turned, muttering the last half of the sentence under her breath.
âJust need a breather,â
She didnât turn back to see if anyone had listened or even clocked she wasnât there, making her way to the bathroom.
It wasnât right. Pretending?
It was lying. And the atmosphere was tense, and awkward, and-
The door of the bathroom opened, snapping her from her thoughts.
âY/n?! OhâŠY/n,â Landoâs panicked died down as his eyes met hers. She hadnât even realised she was crying.
But she didnât push him away or fight back when he wrapped his strong arms round her, her face buried into the crook of his neck.
She didnât care that his hand messed up her hair when he placed his palm on her head, the movement soothing and calming.
âItâs okay,â he whispered, his voice taking on an unnatural softness, âyouâre okay, darling. Itâs just an act, yeah? Youâre okay, Iâm sorry we came here,â
His hand moved up and down Y/nâs back, giving her the comfort she so badly needed.
Her makeup was probably smudged, mascara running down her cheeks as she hiccuped the last of her tears.
âI-I just donât know what to say. Or how to pretend,â she sniffled, rubbing her eyes as she peered into the mirror.
A woman emerged from the bathroom, shooting her a sympathetic look as she left.
Even strangers assumed they were together.
âItâs okay, yeah? A little longer, youâve done so well so far,â Lando whispered, cupping her face as he whipped her tears away, helping dab the smudges from her cheeks.
Y/n nodded, gently taking the napkin from his hand to clean her face.
âCâmon, letâs go back out,â he said, reaching a hand for hers, more gentle this time.
