Hunting Hares

I'm Sara and I really like my COD roleplay group

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considering that Roach was like some kind of sunshine to the 141 it is only fair that he 'burned himself out' haha amirite

go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

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[5:04:51 PM] #KravchenkoDefenseSquad2k15: OUR OTP FOUND EACH OTHER AGAIN I

[5:04:53 PM] #KravchenkoDefenseSquad2k15: SURI

[5:04:54 PM] #KravchenkoDefenseSquad2k15: REUNITED

[5:05:02 PM] TheTinsoldier: I was this close to having Yuri say, 'In Russian culture, when two friends see each other after a long time, they kiss each other's cheeks. But I suppose that would be out of place here.'

[5:05:09 PM] #KravchenkoDefenseSquad2k15: OH MY GOD

[5:05:14 PM] #KravchenkoDefenseSquad2k15: IMAGINE SOAP JUST KISSING HIM ON THE MOUTH

[5:05:18 PM] #KravchenkoDefenseSquad2k15: IN FRONT OF SPARTAN AN GHOST

[5:06:57 PM] TheTinsoldier: If Soap kissed him, Yuri'd either look at him like, 'que?' or just ... drag him in for round two.

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(Super!Bug Snow Day) Julia woke up to her son’s screams. She shot up into a sitting position, panic filling her as dangerous scenarios filled her mind, each one worse than the last. Images of Gary hurt sent her flying out of bed and down the hall to his room. When she reached the door, she opened it so fast it slammed into the wall, startling the boy looking out the window. Julia looked around the room briefly, relieved to see that there was no danger to her little bug.

“Mommy, look at all the snow!” Gary yelled, oblivious to the panic Julia had just suffered through. Sighing in relief, Julia smiled and joined her little boy at the window. “That is a lot of snow!” Julia agreed. The newscast had predicted around two feet of snow, but it looked more like four feet. The street was covered in snow; snowplows hadn’t come by yet, so it appeared as though Julia’s plans to go do errands was a bust.

“Mommy, can we go outside and play?” Gary asked, gently tugging on her shirt hem to get her attention. When she looked down, he held up his arms to be picked up. Smiling, Julia scooped up her son and replied, “Of course, rbka. After breakfast.” Gary grinned and wrapped his arms around Julia's neck in a hug. "Can we eat breakfast after snow?" He stage-whispered in her ear. Julia fought to keep the smile off her face, and scolded softly, "No. We can go out after breakfast, ok?"

Sensing her son's mouth twisting into a frown, Julia rubbed his back and began walking towards the kitchen. "We can eat fast, can't we, rybka?" Gary perked up at the idea, and nodded enthusiastically. "Of course!" He exclaimed. He chattered excitedly about what he was going to do on his snow day, barely noticing that Julia set him down on his favorite chair and moved to get bowls for cereal.

The second Julia set his breakfast in front of him, he began to shovel the Lucky Charms into his mouth, slowing down only after Julia warned him to slow down to avoid choking. Gary finished in record time, but he waited patiently as Julia ate her bowl of cereal at a more human pace. Sensing Gary watching the window longingly, she hurried to finish, and the second she did Gary cheered and scrambled down from his chair, racing out of the kitchen to go get dressed.

fuckin love superbug aus fight me

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Erin just confided in me that if Owl had to pick any three men to fuck, there are only two, and those are Ross and Fuckin' Kravchenko. So from what I understand Owl only puts aside her gold star to hatefuck men she isn't particularly fond of.

This is fascinating to me. Especially that one of the most homosexual people on base is willing to screw their equally homosexual male counterpart.

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I'm basically in love with Yuri's faceclaim and I just found a blog that is NOTHING but audio from his different roles and I think I'm dying

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Post-canon happy AU with the Usual Gang of Idiots and their offspring

Little Thomas M. being energetic and crawling all over Uncle Alexei and Aunt Julia as soon as he can reach them

Tiny Iris P. playing pranks, overturning a bucket of water on uncle Yuri and messing up his pretty hair.

The Orlov boys acting sweet to try and get presents and wiggle out of trouble with Yuri and Julia

The four of them all running around someone's backyard while their parents sit and watch them.

Thomas having messy dark hair he doesn't want to cut so Iris sits him down and braids it for him. The Orlov brothers get jealous so Iris just clips little bows into their hair so they can all be pretty.

Iris is not entirely sure about the boys wanting to go on adventures but she has to come along anyway because 'boys are useless unless a lady is supervising.' Yuri and Nikolai laugh their asses off over how much she sounds like her mother.

Yuri and Maxim Orlov somehow convincing Iris and Thomas to play chicken fight. It goes great until Iris gets hit in the mouth and starts bleeding and the boys fully expect Price to show up and eviscerate them.

She instead punches Thomas right back in the face and knocks both he and Yuri Orlov over.

They all have to go inside and sit in separate corners after that.

Afterwards they are all friends again and play hide and seek while Yuri, Nikolai, and Julia chat about what little heathens their children are.

All three claim their kids get their bad habits from the other parent.

(Which is true for Iris and Thomas.)

(Nikolai isn't fooling anyone saying his kids get their bad habits from Liliya)

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I talked with Tin about Yuri losing his loved ones and I'm still not over it js.

Warren's death is a thing where Yuri would need solitude and reflection on it all.

Nikolai's death might be sudden, but Yuri's grief would have a delayed reaction before it takes effect.

Julia's death would instill more anger than grief in him, make him see things more clearly.

And Soap's death would be the stepping stone towards an eventual suicide, at the end of it all.

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Nikolai going to wake Julia up for a meeting and finds her and Yuri curled up in bed like kittens. He looks at the gentle scene, of these two wary and touch-fearing people so peaceful and trusting towards each other. It's beautiful. He smiles to himself looking at them.

Then he backs up, gets a running start, and dive bombs onto the bed. It breaks. Yuri starts screaming. Julia is too terrified to make a sound. Nikolai starts laughing his ass off.

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Ben is 28 and has already lost his wife and daughter. Nikolai became a dad at 28. God he wouldn't even be able to fathom losing Liliya and Irina at any age, but especially not as a young man, not as a young father with so much ahead of him and his family.

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Sandman/Soap/Nikolai pwp because they're the only ones that can keep up with each other without dragging in people far too young for them.

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Three of my male muses are super-sexual, one of them is now sexless, and one probably has about the normal amount of sex.

That still doesn't help me come to terms with how much sexual stimulation Nikolai, Sandman, and Soap usually want.

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Sandman is able to sing Piece of My Heart in such a way that it makes people incredibly emotional. It's very raw, and even if he switches the opening lyrics up to better reflect a man's perspective towards a lover, it still manages to hit people pretty hard.

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So he comes in and oh no cute girlfriend is asleep at the table waiting for him he should put up her book and what the fuck is this and why was she in his desk. He lets her sleep. She needs it. The next morning she comes around and he's already gotten up and has a cup of coffee and she welcomes him back but says he should have woken her up--

He tosses the book onto the table in front of her. 'What are you doing with this?' She just freezes because that is not a happy tone. She didn't mean to snoop, she was looking for some paperwork he had and she found that and was going to clean it up for him--

'Don't.'

He takes a sip of his drink and his voice is like ice. 'I don't want it cleaned.' And she's almost shaking because oh shit he must be so pissed off what if she fucked up too badly?

 'So you read it?'

She knows what the right answer is, she should say no, that she maybe read just the first page to see what it was and put it down straightaway. But you don't lie to John Price. She knows what the right answer is but can't bring herself to say it. She has always tried to be honest with him. When she tells him that she did his face twists, but he says nothing, just sighs.

'If-- If you want to talk, John, I'm--'

'Do I look like I want to fucking talk?'

And they're just silent for a long while after that.

'Put it back where you found it.'

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Yuri's Soap Tattoo: I bet little Yuri and Nikolai used to get up on rooftops and stare at the sky

Yuri's Soap Tattoo: and Nikolai was just enamored with it and talked about being able to fly and never be looked down on and all of these things

Yuri's Soap Tattoo: and Yuri thought that was awfully silly.

Yuri's Soap Tattoo: Why not settle things on Earth instead of escaping into the sky?

Yuri's Soap Tattoo: And it basically sets the tone for what their respective adulthoods would be like

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Yuri's Soap Tattoo: remember how once I said Price puts up something on a board of Yuri and 'do not give this sodlier any phallic symbols'? TheTinsoldier: yes? Yuri's Soap Tattoo: Nikolai abusing that ability to put things up on the important board Yuri's Soap Tattoo: 'HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIKE? [picture of motorcycle] BECAUSE IT IS HELLA SICK.' Yuri's Soap Tattoo: PIZZA ROLLS [picture of pizza rolls] PIZZA ROLLS. Yuri's Soap Tattoo: a picture of that one tweet from doctor pug 'IF U HAS A FROWNIE EATS A BROWNIE' TheTinsoldier: 'HAVE YOU SEEN THIS UNICORN [picutre of unicorn] UNICORNS DON'T EXISTS. YOU ARE HIGH.' Yuri's Soap Tattoo: YURI [picture of yuri] HELL YEAH TheTinsoldier: [picture of chopper with a red cross over it] DO NOT APPROACH CHOPPER WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM NIKOLAI (THAT IS ME) Yuri's Soap Tattoo: Price takes them all down and puts up a notice that no one below a certain level of clearance is allowed to post on the board without permission Yuri's Soap Tattoo: Nikolai posts I DO WHAT I WANT -- NIKOLAI over the top of it

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Suri go on a little tour of the United Kingdom because Yuri is a huge nerd who is interested in landmarks and history. Soap is happy if Yuri is happy on their travels.Yuri has a little factbook with him and talks about all the places. When they get to Stonehenge, Soap is offended that you can only look at it from a distance.

So he wakes up Yuri in the middle of the night while they're in Scotland. Poised over his lover, he speaks softly, "Suit up, we're on a deniable ops mission." These losers then break into Stonehenge. Soap is so proud of himself for getting in, he goes full Nikolai and takes like 50 pictures. He can never share them but they are his to cherish.

He then looks at the stone table in the middle, then eyes Yuri, as if wondering to himself, "Dare I?" Yuri sits in the middle with his book and rattles off facts, until Soap has to kiss him to make him shut up.

"Do ye want to defile a historical monument so that every time you hear its name, ye think of my ass?"

"John what."

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Told Janie about how Julia is a descendant of Reznov on her mother's side of the family.

Almost immediately was told Makarov would be so proud of how pure her blood is. I can just see Makarov creepily expressing pride in her bloodline and interest in this great-grandchild of a Soviet war hero. Janie then said he would say that they have such pure blood.

They.

As in both Julia and Makarov.

I can only imagine he means to merge that pure blood of theirs into a single being and I am horrified.